Aixelsyd is a bitch my friend!
I am not dyslexic and all of the, "build your own" directions gave me headaches. The Wench requires no tools and struck me as perhaps the easiest to build as well as being very cheep. If you have a digital camera and attempt to build one you could post pictures of exactly what you have done with all your supplies laid out on the table so the guys can help. If you are making the attempt the guys here will bend over backwards to help, they really will.
The Captn’s Wench: PE Device
The first post is simply the Captn talking about the hanger. Posts 2 and 3 are how to build it.
Is how I started hanging. It has pictures which helped me a lot.
You might want to give it a shot just to see if you like hanging. It is not the most comfortable but is very easy to do. I never did the, "wrap the swim cap around a pipe then put it on your penis like a condom.", thing either. I pre-wrapped my self with a chunk of T-shirt and taped the edge of the swim cap to that, then wrapped the swim cap as tight as I could.