I'm your DICK fairy and I'm here to grant you any sized dick you want!!!

Since I’ve only one chance to get this right, let’s go for something large: 8”NBP x 7”MSEG.

Dear Dick Fairy

I like to wish for a Man’s Man Cock.

Make mine XXXL .. Please !!

I promise I’ll use it for good and not evil

Thank you

Threak

My penis is too small ,I want extra large,please help me

Sorry guys but my Dick Fairy jobs is being outsourced to India due to corporate downsizing and the new fairy doesn’t speak English yet, he used to work for Dell. He also doesn’t really like westerners and has a list of about 300 million Indians that are going to be put ahead of you guys. The new fairy is called Rakesh and when he’s not stoned on opium and listening to rave music I’m sure he will get around to your wishes as soon as he can. I heard he was back logged 26 years but they promise him some help soon. If you guys are unhappy about this outsourcing disgrace please write and email or call your local politicians and tell them to “SAVE THE DICK FAIRY”

You sound a little OLD and BITTER from the cut-backs and downsizing DINOsaur9x7.

Thanks for the update. You weren’t that good and too expensive for the budget anyways. Besides why have a Fairy do what a real man can learn to do himself at Thunders Place

Oh please dick fairy grant me an 8’ BPEL by a 6” EG.

I’m afraid of the dick fairy..

11” x 7”

I know, it’s ridiculously large, but man, I really want that size! Every time I pump, I think about what it would be like to fill the length of my tube and push against the sides of it. Honestly though, I bet I’d want it bigger if I got to that size.

You would have to hunt for some bucket pussy at that size.

ROFL. I doubt he would find any.. IF he is lucky maybe 1 or 2.

All the girls in porn make it look like that kind of size is nothing. Maybe I’d want 6” girth instead of 7, but the length is what I’m really after.

Dear Dick Fairy. I want a 7.5” x 5.3-5.5” dick.Make it happen plz,I`m going to work hard for it.

They lie in porn.. When they say 11 inches they really are 9 max.

Ps.. I want 8.25X5.75

Dear fairy, pls I want rapid increment to 8NBP by 6MSEG,I rely on you as an expert

I sent my hot ex-wife fairy to help you out she is helping out with some of the workload. I hope this makes up for my inferior service.