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You people are weird.
No wonder the dick fairy is ill-tempered.
Before: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you'll have to move real close.
After: I\'d like to show you something I\'m very proud of, but you guys in the front row will have to stand back.
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams (:
Dear Dick Fairy,
Please send me a mushroom head (since I’m still undecided as to size I’ll deal with the length & girth on my own).
But if there was no such thing as PE and the dick fairy was all I had, 8.5 by 6 (cone shape)
Yours,
Mr. Fantastic
Fairy,
Please send me the coveted 8.5 x 6.5 nbpel. And can you return my manhood to it’s pre-pe color?
I’ll be so happy to use that 2 hr/day for something besides stretching. I might even go to bed earlier?
It’s been 6 months and I’m still waiting… :wave:
Complain Complain!! You have been bad!! I have been thinking of removing an inch!Now where did I put my fucking snippers. Dam tights are always riding up my ass I’m getting to old for this crap! >:<
I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work. Thomas Edison (1847-1931)
I saw somebody running around with them.
PE for length: so her heart stops when she sees it. PE for girth: to get her heart started again!
One need only leave the surface of the planet to realize we are all one people.
Mr. Dick Fairy,
I’ll take an 8.5” (NBPEL) x 6.25” unit please.
Forever Thankful
waihung
:rear: Always locked on the target.
Erect: 7.125" non-pressed length x 6.125" circumference
Flaccid: 5.5"x5.5"
Sir, I want a 9 NBP x 6.5 midshaft and a bigger head, same size as midshaft. Thanks you. What kind of payment do you take ?
Fairy god mother.
I would really like a 12” long dick but I’m not cutting off 6” for anybody
Or
My wife asked me to give her 12” and make her bleed, so I smacked her in the mouth and fucked her twice.
Or
Just give me another dick because wife reckons nobody can be that stupid pulling one dick.
Seriously a dick that fits in my partners mouth, vagina and anus without objection would be a good start.
Fairy,
Please send me the coveted 8.5 x 6.5 nbpel. And can you return my manhood to it’s pre-pe color?I’ll be so happy to use that 2 hr/day for something besides stretching. I might even go to bed earlier?
2 men 1 wish…
I want mine to be 11”x6.5”.
Dick fairy, oh dick fairy…
I saw a porno once with this guy holding a beer bottle. His dick NBP was as long as the beer bottle and he was stroking it as he prepared to take on three women.
I wish for a 8.5” NBP penis with 6” of girth. I’ll perform a ritual hanging and jelqing daily for you.
You worry about getting me the dick, I’ll worry about getting the three women….. Deal?
Dear Dick Fairy, I am not a selfish as all these men that always ask you for inch gains. I will not. I will only ask you to make the dicks of all men in earth smaller than mine, thank you, I love you Fairy.
Dear Dick Fairy, I am not a selfish as all these men that always ask you for inch gains. I will not. I will only ask you to make the dicks of all men in earth smaller than mine, thank you, I love you Fairy.
Now that is unique and brilliant:D
I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work. Thomas Edison (1847-1931)
Brilliant or not; I’m still waiting for 14” x 6”.
PE for length: so her heart stops when she sees it. PE for girth: to get her heart started again!
One need only leave the surface of the planet to realize we are all one people.
Almost everyone wants an 8x6, but the belly tends to grow, so I think it would be better 8.5x6.5 NBP, he he he
Actual
Largo Erecto 18 cm (7" )NBP / Flácido 10 cm (4")NBP
Circunferencia Erecto 14 cm (5.5") / Flácido 10 cm (4") META: Como la de todos los pitudos moderados del foro... adivinen je je je