I'm your DICK fairy and I'm here to grant you any sized dick you want!!!

Dick Fairy, you’r a fraud. You been promis’n me a bigger dicj for nearly 3 years. Okay, ths is your last shot. If I don’t get a bigger dick, I’m sending my fairy Godmother over to your cloud and she’s gonna cut YOUR dick off. Make mine, both flacciod and erect, 7.5 x 6, with nice veins, uncut.

Glenn

I would like to make another wish!

I would like a 8.25 + [Plus!] x 6.5 + [Plus!] Please.

…and still waiting.

I would be happy if I have an 8 x 6

7 x 6 would be nice

I would like to have a 8 x 6

I’m presently on the edge of 7” long and am 5” around. My girlfriend is a hot little Filipino chick (I looove Asian chicks) and when I started this (at 6 1/2 long and 4 3/4 around) she already thought I was a little too long to get it all in comfortably until we’d been at it for two hours and she was real relaxed. Even then it would sometimes give her cramps. She doesn’t know I’m doing this- if she did she’d tell me not to, she saw a TV ad the other week for some sort of product that supposedly makes you bigger and mulled it over for a week before commenting about it because she was afraid I’d want to try it-and she has noticed the difference although she’s not aware why . The girth she likes.the length has made me have to use more restraint. I’m not doing this for her. I do kegels and things like that for her. This is for me. I’d like to hit the 8” x 6” mark. Maybe even nine would be good. I’m on a diet now so if I drop a few pounds over time as I gain maybe she won’t think something’s up.besides I’ve had great flaccid gains and I really like that. That’s my request Mr. Dicksizefairy.

Cool, are you 7 bp or nbp now?

I would like 9.5x7 NBP please. Doubtful PE will get me there.

Hey guys I’m a little busy right now if you know what I’m saying. A little update on the old dick fairy I quit drinking yeah I know it’s hard to believe but I haven’t had a drink in maybe 6 or 7 hours now. I’m going to try to get back to the guys who want a bigger dick list and last time I checked it was down to 52 million so have patience;)

Well back to taking care of business…..oh there it is I found my bottle of jack and my stash of evil fairy weed. Come here you little fairy chicks the dick fairy has got a big surprise for you.

Wow, Those fairies can Bless me anytime!

Now ,About my wish-Hell , Long term goal , Would be 9x6.5, I would like that NBP please,

Maybe I can achieve this overnight?

Really though, I am hoping in about 18 months.

Can I do it Guy’s?

Thanks Dino9X7!

Dear Mr. Dick Fairy,

I would really like 24” penis, so it can double as a fishing pole. I almost forgot, can I get it overnighted.

Thanks

Yeah no problem it’s on its’ way but if I was you I would grease up you ass real good because I can only imagine that 24 incher is going to really hurt. I had one problem I couldn’t get it off the horse old trigger was really kicking like a bronco so I sent both.

8.5X6.5 I am 5’9” It’ll look swoll. Dick fairy, I also NEED a 6.5”flaccid. My girl is NOT going to be happy about this.

(NBP of course)

Dear Dick fairy

I would say that 8.5” x 6.4” and very importantly a 6.5x5.5 flaccid hang; however in saying that I am happy with my current unit and love my curve and I know if it were longer I may be able to pull some exciting moves but either way I am here with you having an enjoyable time with this my drill master.

Regards,

Phenyo