I'm your DICK fairy and I'm here to grant you any sized dick you want!!!

8.5 x 6.5

A nice 9x6 would be nice.

8 By 6 nbp

That would do for me as well! Can you leave it with a neighbour if I’m not in he-he?

Dick Fairy.

I’ve been a good boy, so please give a 9 x 7 monster with a huge head and large veins.

The genie himself knows where it’s at - 9” X 7”.

I’ll take an 11x6.5
Non bone pressed please.

I really don’t think I’ll mind If I can’t bury it up to the balls. I would really like the look and the impression I would make.

And as long as I’m wishing, I’d also like a pony please. ^^
Thanks DickFairy. Scotch and pizza on the counter, help yourself.

I’m not greedy. I’ll take a 7x7.

HEY DICK FAIRY!

Are you still there after all these years? Can you still here me?

If so, I would like a NBPEL 7.5” and EG 5.5. And while you are at it, please make my FL 6” and FG 5”.

Thanks Dick Fairy.

While your delivering Panos you can send the same one my way too.

Hey baywatch:

If you don’t mind, I would prefer not to share. Ask the Dick Fairy for your own. :chuckle:

Ill take a number 8 and please put an extra .25 with it, I like it no bone pres tho.. Ummm
And I’m also gone take a 6.25 but make sure it’s really hard and firm.

Ohhh and it’s gone be to go there’s a nice lady who’s waiting for me at home .

I want 11x7

Dick fairy, forget all this realistic use jazz…I’d rather be a freak of nature. I’ll be a little more ‘realistic’ on the length though.

Dick fairy, I’d like a size of 9x9 NBP. Even girth all the way down the shaft with a mushroom head(9.5” girth head). Also, I would like it to look/function something like Nacho Vidal’s penis with tons of veins, super hard erections and a nice upwards angle. Oh, and just for added measure, throw in the ability to have multiple orgasms, no refractory time, and the ability to shoot 3x the semen that Peter North on his best day would shoot, with no decrease but instead an increase in amount shot after each successive orgasm.

I think that about does it for me.

I’d be satisfied with a 6.5x5, Mr Dick Fairy.

However, if you wouldn’t mind, give me a 7.5x5.5.

Bitch.