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bump for the dick fairy. This was posted 13 months ago. What do I need to do, put something under my pillow?
Cash never hurts and or tickets to a big game and please no nose bleed seats or you might get a case of turtle dick that just won’t go away.
I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work. Thomas Edison (1847-1931)
I forgot about this thread. Dino, you gonna change your username to dickfairy9x7? What would a dickfairy look like? Red tights, cowboy boots, sideburns, and a dick-shaped wand.
I do not want a huge softy, Mr. Dickfairy. My package already can be a bitch in jeans and can be uncomfortable sleeping at times. I can’t imagine a thick 8 inch softy. Damn, what a pain in the ass that would be to deal with. I want a 6 inch Sharpei. Just rub it and it would grow to 12.01 x 7. Just once I want to reenact the scene from Bachelor Party where the girl asks if it’s a foot long, and Nick the Dick replys, “And then some.”
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Flacid
Better watch it n3dgames, the dick fairy has a warped sense of humor. You may end up with a one inch boner.
Started 10/1/04 Approaching 7x5, Going for 8x6
I forgot about this thread. Dino, you gonna change your username to dickfairy9x7? What would a dickfairy look like? Red tights, cowboy boots, sideburns, and a dick-shaped wand.
Shit that’s scary can you see me???
Your already too big your wife made a wish that you wouldn’t grow anymore her cervix can’t take anymore banging from that sausage in your pants.
I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work. Thomas Edison (1847-1931)
9 long inches by 6 girth. got the girth need the lenght mr fairy!
Great thread. I’ve actually thought of this before when pondering my goals.
If this is an overnight growth, then I’d have to go w/ 7nbp x 6, my current goal, as I’d be paranoid about growing past my wife.
If the growth came over a few months, I’d go for an extra half inch in the girth department. :)
Oh, and a nice big head that gets good and hard when erect and a flacid that wasn’t much smaller than my erect size.
Start: (Aug 2001): 6 1/2 bpel x 4 7/8 mseg
Current: (6/24/14): 7 3/4 bpel (7 nbp) x 5 5/8 mseg. BEG 6 1/4. BPFSL 8 1/8.
Goals: First: 7 1/2 bpel x 5 1/2 mseg ACHIEVED! Current Goal: 7 nbp x 5 3/4 mseg (almost there!)
I’ve long fantasized about being the dick size fairy myself, Dino.
And damn me, there you’ve already registered the idea and have a big following, probably getting a bit jaded with all the hard work, ….”Oh yeah, just another one who wants 36” x 24”, how do I whip that up in under 10 seconds”…………..and HOW WILL I ATTACH IT ???
Now maybe, your holiness, you’re going to let me buy an expensive franchise???
I guess I’ll just have to settle for being the biggest dick size queen I know.
(And PE has made this far worse, cos now I nearly NEVER find anyone big to play with!!)
And, while I’m in high dudgeon mode, I’m sure that “size queen” is YET ANOTHER GAY ICON THAT HAS BEEN APPROPRIATED BY STRAIGHTS TO THE POINT THAT YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW THAT IT’S A GAY TERM.
(Don’t ask me what the others are just now, I can’t remember, but there must be some.)
Help me here, other gay men??
Rob, "the person formerly known as P9"
This is a PENIS ENLARGEMENT FORUM, and whether it's tiny, medium or already huge, you are equally welcome to share how you grow it bigger and what this means to you!!!
9x6 NBP.
Guys you are overloading the Dick Fairy with work. Dino, you know I’m a guy who really likes to help people out so how about you give me 200 inches of dick and I’ll distribute it evenly (I promise) among the guys who made their wishes here. Just trying to lighten up your workload man
make it happen, make it long, make it happen, make it fat, make it happen, make it hard, make it happen, make it last, make it happen, make it fast, make it happen, make it real, make it happen, make you feel, make it happen, make it happen, make it happen
Joystick, sure you do :D .
Next Friday..
“Ripley’s believe it or not special report: We have just found a man from Malta with a 207” long dick”
Before PE: NBPEL 5.50" x EG 4.30"
Current: NBPEL 6.50" (BPEL 7.5") x EG 4.6" (head EG 5")
Goal: NBPEL 7.00" x EG 5.25"
9x9 all the way
Guys you are overloading the Dick Fairy with work. Dino, you know I’m a guy who really likes to help people out so how about you give me 200 inches of dick and I’ll distribute it evenly (I promise) among the guys who made their wishes here. Just trying to lighten up your workload man
Like trusting a mouse with cheese
I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work. Thomas Edison (1847-1931)
Grant me a big 18x10? Haha
Please give me a 30 yard dick. That way I can move it to the toilet without ever leaving my chair. Also could have sex with a girl that’s not in this room. Cuz it’s never big enough and seeing large black cocks of about 30cm’s nicely fill a pussy I’d have something near 30 cm.
I’ll go with an 8” BP x 6.5”, please.