I'm your DICK fairy and I'm here to grant you any sized dick you want!!!

12 x 7.5

8x6 nbp please, with the restored foreskin option. Thanks.

8.5 nbp x 6.25

I lost my fucking wand again, oh there it is under that empty Jack Daniels bottle. I need to go score with the weed fairy. Lets see nevadathomas wants a 6.25x8.5 dick ok I got it.

I’ll take 12 X 8, but only if you can hook my wife up with the pussy fairy.

>>I lost my fucking wand again, oh there it is under that empty Jack Daniels bottle. I need to go score with the weed fairy. Lets see nevadathomas wants a 6.25x8.5 dick ok I got it.

So I wake up with this Pepsi can for a dick…thanks Dino.

Dino,
I’d like to place an order for an 8.7 x 6.33 NBP - and, oh yeah, a cut 6-pack to replace my barrel.
How soon can you get that out to me (I’m only a couple hundred miles to the west of you).
I’ll even pay shipping.

- w a d

Wad

You have been a good guy helping other people with dick issues so I’m going to help you with that size order but sorry I can’t do anything about the gut that’s a whole different fairy, of course you could try that old fashion thing called sit ups, dam if I could find a way to hang and workout at the same time now that would be really something. I just got home from the gym and I’m trying to get an hour hang in before work.

23cm (9.05”) BPEL
18cm (7.1”) EG base, tapering off to 16,5cm (6.5”) below well proportioned bellshaped head with a great ridge.

I can live with that. Amen.

I have to start PE all over again because of a crappy experience with priapism from TriMix. How about just giving me a gain I will notice for once? If I get that gain I will be more likely to continue. If I get no gain I will probably give up, assuming PE doesn’t work.

Sure, 9 x 7 is great, but 3/4 ” in both length and girth will convince me.

Hmmm… I change my wish to 8.5”x6”. That should give me around 8” usable. That’s cock aplenty.. Just 0.75” more! Oh and can I have some pussy too? Thanks dick fairy, you’re the fairiest…

I’ll be stand in as pussy fairy for one whish only, tug:
How many pussies will that be then? Just know you have to do them all in your lifetime :spin:

I wouldn’t going up a bit in length to 8in and maybe 6.5in in girth…

Within the next year i hope.

Nice 4 inches flacced and 7 erect would make me the happiest man on earth.

Hey guys the dick fairy is back I cut my drinking down to 6 nights a week and I hardly even do any drugs anymore unless you got some you want to share. Well lets see what the guys want ok Tugmonkey wants a

an 8.5x6 pussy shit that’s going to make him a real size queen shit he’s a good guy let me call the tit fairy and have him give him a nice set of double D’s also, shit I wish I could see his face in the morning. Ok staypositive wants 4 inches erect and 7 flaccid won’t he be surprising the chicks. Oh dam I just pissed my pant’s again!!