Is wearing ball weights considered gay?

I see it like this.. You need to do yourself some soul searching and ask yourself (be honest) a few simple questions.

#1. Do you use “Bro’s before Ho’s” as a common saying?

#2. Do you prefer balls across your nose?

#3. Do you have aspirations of crossing swords with your buddy to have the banging of ball weights be the “Ching Ching” sounds??

#4. Do you watch West Side Story nakid only wearing your ball weight, dance and sing along with Maria to I feel pretty, witty and GAY??

If you answered Yes to all of these I would say you are Not gay at all.🙃😉😊