Yes. It is gay.
It is very, very gay.
It is so gay I’m getting hard just thinking of you walking around wearing them. You are obviously just dying to get boned by someone as sensitive as me.
God. You’re turning me on.
I want you now.
Seriously, dude.
Two things: one; your sexuality is your own. No one else can define it for you. Wearing weights or whatever is unusual, as is most PE practice. Some people will judge you if you are discovered.
Will it make you gay? Only if you secretly already are.
Will people think you are? Some people might already think you are right now (hell, I’m wondering). Who cares?
Two: you say ‘gay’ like it is a bad thing.
News flash: we have many gay members here, why be insulting so soon in your career here? A little tact, my boy, might be good for you to learn.
In closing I’d like to ask: you’re wearing weights on your balls? Why? Most guys here are trying to make their dicks bigger. You want a bigger sack?
Fair enough, I guess.
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God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams (: