Is wearing ball weights considered gay?

Awww you didn’t have to go and bring Marco into this. Poor Marco.

I’m reporting this thread to the Rev. Jerry Falwell. Once he’s done beating a confession out of the Teletubbies he’ll be contacting Brock.

Best thread I have read in a while…really made my day!

Well, ok, my colleagues are a little bit pissed now because they asked why I am giggling for 5min with tears in my eyes and i did not want to share…

Is that gay?

;-)

This is hilarious!

I don’t think it’s day. In fact I want to get some to stretch my ball sac. I am just afraid if I purchase it online they might add me to there catalog list. I want a place that won’t do that. Nooooo I am not gonna go to a porno store and buy it.

You were given some suggestions in this thread, Dicstruction. Why won’t you go to the sex shop?

Friend: [Brock and Friend Playing a video Game] You’re *gay* now?

Brock: No, I’m not gay I’m just enjoy wearing ball weights.

Friend: I think? I mean, that sounds ga- I just want you to know this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like… there’s this and then in a year it’s like, “Oh you know, I kinda wanna, ya know, get back out there but I think I like guys” and then there’s the big, “Oh I’m I’m a g-gay guy now”.

Brock: You’re gay for saying that.

Friend: I’m gay for saying that?

Brock: You know how I know you’re gay?

Friend: How? How do you know I’m gay?

Brock: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.

Friend: You know how I know *you’re* gay? You just told me you enjoy wearing ball weights.

Brock: You know how I know that you’re gay?

Friend: How? Cuz you’re gay? and you can tell who other gay people are.

Brock: You know how I know you’re gay?

Friend: How?

Brock: You like Coldplay.

Thanks.That shows you how often I check my own post. I didnt even see those web links.lol.

I’ll try to conjure up something even more controversial next time and will POST IT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.
I’m thinking about something along the lines of:

I tried to suck my dick last night but wasn’t able to. Does the fact that I tried make me gay??? Any thoughts?

Brock

Now that would be gay.

:)

Glad we didn’t scare you off again brock.

- Self-suck/Auto-Felattio

would you…

Can you suck yourself?

Can anyone here suck their own cock?

No. Everyone does that.

‘As soon as possible’ meaning your ‘soon’, not ours?
You may try to take on Marco at his game, but he IS the master. If you can beat the number of posts in his ‘strap-on’ thread….. nah, it will never happen!

I’m blaming Happy for taking the thread in this direction.
And he’s blaming the fact he is looking down and can only see 2”!

Happy, I think you just coined a new expression for people who at first glance appear hetero, but when you look a little closer are actually not hetero. Can you give us a definition for “hetereo”?

On a more serious note there are places in the world, including some within the U.S., where being labeled “gay” can carry brutal, sometimes deadly consequences. How something appears to others can be a consideration regardless of one’s personal feelings on the subject.