Is wearing ball weights considered gay?

Very wise point, Hobby.

Anyone can sign anyone else up for sex catalogues (via snail mail or email). It’s one of the oldest pranks in the book. So you can always plausibly deny that you had anything to do with this embarrassing catalogue coming in the mail.

Thankfully Thunder’s is not one of those places. Your point is entirely valid. (‘Brokeback Mountain’ would not have been the success it was if this were not true).

Perhaps this requires a ‘serious’ gay thread, as it is an observation that appears out of place in a thread we have tried to make amusing. Making a subject amusing (note I did not say making fun of) makes it more acceptable. This is being done with the subject of homosexuality by many TV shows at the moment. The brutal and deadly consequences are more likely to be confined to history if gayness is seen to be ‘harmless and amusing’ rather than suggesting that violence toward it is ‘unacceptable’. ‘Harmless and amusing’ may not be acceptable in itself, but if it acts as a stepping stone to permanently removing acceptance of violence I have no problem with it. I wonder what the Pope’s take on that would be?

Damn, I’ve gone all serious like Hobby. Oh well, guess the thread just died a natural death.

I was in the closet until I wear a ball ring for over 4 hours at work, Now I am Proud and queer.

Brook as long as you only use it for 3.5 hours you are not gay, at least not to the world, only to your boyfriend

Good point. I wonder how the ball weights would appear to Airport security when going through the metal detector? If I got caught like that, I would probably just tell them I was gay. It’s the easiest and most plausible excuse.
Security: “I’m sorry sir but you seem to have a large quantity of metal in your crotch.”
Me: “That’s because I’m wearing ball weights. You see, I’m gay”.
Security: “Oh, ok. You can go ahead.”

If you have Monty’s PE weights on as well as ball weights, you have to wear your Thunder’s Place macrame’d T shirt as well. ;) And absolutely insist that you are NOT gay when security ask.

You know, I wouldn’t mind wearing ball weights, however, I tend to drive a lot. I’m always scared I’m going to get in an accident and when they undress me at the hospital everybody is going to stare and say what the fuck is that?

It says you are from Nevada but it sounds like you are from Saudi Arabia or Iran. Or Vatican City.

My keyboard is made in the Middle East so it may have an accent when I type. :p

And that’d be Black Rock City .

I would love to go to burning man if it just was in a free country.

Now seriously: Wearing ballweights during driving would be just kinky and not useful except for the moment of rapid slowing down usually called “accident”. And what would be the problem if somebody sees it? Are they going to tell it your minister?
Maybe I am just living in a to liberal environment here but really don´t get the problem.

Here’s the results guys:

You have a 55% chance of NOT being gay if you wear ball weights or at least own a pair.

The replies to our questionnaire show that there are ball stretchers all over the world. About half of the replies come from stretchers in America and a quarter from the UK. But stretching has fans in Canada, Mexico, Australia and New Zealand, and in almost every country in Europe. Age is no barrier: the youngest stretcher is in his teens; the oldest well into his sixties. Most stretchers are in their thirties or forties and are in well established jobs and relationships. Nearly half are self-employed or in skilled or executive employment, but all occupations (and the unemployed and retired) are well represented. Well over half declare a religious background, mostly in Christianity, but there is a handful of Jewish stretchers. [We look forward to hearing from members of other faiths.] Over 70% are in a stable relationship. Of these, some 55% are heterosexual, over 25% homosexual, and about 20% bi-sexual.

Brock

Dickstruction,

Try Home Depot. They have everything for wrecking your package. Seriously, they have things called “Anchor” somethings in the hardware department on the same aisle as the screws. They look like a “u” with a bolt going through the top of the “u”. Buy the medium for around $3.87 each. They look too small, but you just stuff your sack in them, above your balls. I’m up to 4 now. They’re stainless steel so there is no irritation. They don’t fall off, either. (I once had a cable clamp fall out of my shorts in public. Luckily, I picked it up quickly and every one assumed it fell out of my pocket)

45% of men wearing ballweights got gay? Wow. Thats impressing!

Did Brock meant gay as in happy or gay as in homosexual?

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