Is wearing ball weights considered gay?

OK you convinced me, where do I get them!

“There’s a little gay in all of us” - Ron White

“I think I’m turning gay,” said Tom, half in Ernest.

-damfino

As a self-proclaimed expert on gayness, I would have to say, no, the wearing of the ball weights is not gay, in itself: however, if you were to say, really enjoy them, (the fabulous ball weights, that is) and perhaps want to wear them all the time, that would be moving into some serious gaiety there.

Oh, and if you are really super attracted (sexually) to men, I think that would make you kind of gay also. Especially if you are having sex with them, that too is considered “gay”.

GM

Good points GM. There are some other clues as to whether or not it might be gay. For example:

Does your boyfriend think they’re gay?

Do you wear them to impress other men?

Do you get complaints about how your weights hurt when they smack into your partners balls?

Do you like the way they swing around when you merrily skip down the street?

Okay then, let’s see: You and her left the bar to go to her place. You begin talking about the big sale at the mall tomorrow and all the nice clothes you would like to buy. You discuss that all the good clothes may go quickly so it is in your best interest to get a good night sleep. You both embrace tightly and set the alarm. You wake up bright and early and start a conversation about the durability versus style of Cole Haan shoes. You both have a marvelous day at the mall.

Anyway, sounds pretty straight to me! :p

I think some women may be turned off because they think you are a bit of a wierdo/perv. But other women may be turned on and think you are open to sexual experimentation. In other words I haven’t a clue.

If you wear a lot of leather and a moustache then the ball ring could create an impression of gayness.

Hmmm, just might take that into consideration. LMAO. :rolling:

You forgot the part where he meets her gay roommate who wears the exact same ball weights, but in a complimentary color.
The tink, tink, tink sound of ball weights banging together rings throughout the apartment, as she sleeps soundly, dreaming of Cole Haan shoes…………

Other indications of gayness:

1. Painting your PE weights pink.
2. …or lavender. (any other colors are acceptable). Except mauve.
3.Taking photos of them “in action” and sharing them with other male co-workers at break-time.
4. Giving your weights individual cute “pet” names, such as “Bruno,” Spike,” or “Mary.”
5. Becoming annoyed when they cause your boxer briefs to sag at the crotch, then at the leg, and finally at the ankle. Hmm, sounds like leotards to me!

-damfino

I just have a short attention span so my stories are generally a little too brief. :)

6. Calling them ball weigthsss.

You fuckers are brutal. Hang in there brock, or not. :wiggle:

Oh come on GM, I often fit the above description, but I do with women too; I’m not gay or straight. Or I am gay and straight. Depends how you look at it.

If I was leaning more toward the gay side there would be some obvious evidence. Something like wearing ball weights.

Or a cock ring for that matter. The only guys I have ever met who would wear a cock ring or ball weights outside of the bedroom were all gay! ;)

Well done, men.

After this response to his question we can be assured that his post count will stay low for the next four years.

:rainbow:

In my defense it is hard to pay attention to these details on a 2” screen.

New Member, gay question … it seemed a little naive.

And possibly gay.

So, should we introduce Brock to Marco? They seem concerned about how their sexuality appears to others in a similar way. Perhaps they can form the “100% hetereo” Club.

Half in Earnest indeed. Maybe even all the way in. ;)

You promised not to tell!

>:<