Quick Questions

Hey all, paranoid me again, firstly… I love you guys!

My girl was going on about her ex being 10 inches who she had for 7 years but she hasn’t heard of magnum or trojan condoms, she said she thinks he had normal condoms but she aint sure and they only just fit onto him… I just wanna know, whats the longest average condom you can get?

Also, if I am struggling to get over a thrombosed vein which might be the dorsal vein, im not sure… but can it still heal if I keep getting erect? If not, will masturbation slow down the healing?

Thank you so much all!

Hi rundown,

The first signs of her lies are coming through!

I haven’t a clue what size the longest condoms you can get are and you shouldn’t bother yourself with thoughts of this either. It’s clearly not productive, especially if she is lying!

Just take each day as it comes, worrying about how big her ex was (according to her) will only fuck with your head, which is exactly her intention.

BigBlackStick said it perfectly in another thread “Don’t ever do PE for a chick. Find a new one, and do it for you.”
If you are constantly trying to reach the exaggerated size of her ex you will never be happy.

Thank you Melvin, you are right, but I just can’t get it outta my head, I need to know the length of the average condoms, and are there others that are bigger and not called trojan or magnums?

Typical condoms are about 7 or 8 inches long. “Magnum” and other plus-size condoms are wider but not much longer. I don’t think any condom is longer than 9 inches.

Melvin’s right. Put this nonsense out of your head. I can’t believe how many of you otherwise sensible guys let yourselves get crazy over casual (and totally unverifiable) size comments women may make about previous lovers. Suppose you find out what the longest condom is? What will that tell you? You don’t know what he was using and she doesn’t either.

The vein: If you really have a thrombosed vein it is probably inflammed and causes some pain or discomfort. Jerking off won’t help it heal. If you can get yourself off with minimum aggravation to that particular area (Think, now; be creative), go for doing that for awhile.

About your second question: Some say that leaving your penis completely alone (no masturbation, no sex) is best if you’re trying to heal a thrombosis. When I saw a urologist about thromboses, though, he said they would resolve on their own regardless of whether I continued to have sex, and not to worry about them unless there was pain. He also mentioned that even if the veins don’t heal properly (mine never really did), the blood would be re-routed through new veins. In any case, your best bet is to take several weeks (possibly months) off from PE to see if the vein begins to soften up and heal.

I just checked a condom website (http://www.condomsexpress.com/ ), and the longest condom available was 8.25 inches. Most large condoms (including the Magnum XL) are only 8 inches long. Regular condoms are shorter.

Lordy, Para-Goomba! Don’t tell him things like that! He’s even got himself worked into a lather just over his fantasy, whatever that is.

Here’s what you do. You get a pen and pad and write 500 times -

“When I am in bed with Louise (substitute girlfriend’s name), I am the king.”

500 times.

Then write 500 times:

“I will never, EVER ask a woman about another man’s dick because the answer I get will not be the one I want to hear.”

Avocet: :rofl:

I think I need to do the same, but I hate writing (can I type it?)

As for your issue rundown, she´s clearly talking crap. I clicked on the condom thing a while back, I was wondering about people with large girths and then realised that never in my life had I seen anyone with any kind of large condom, ever. No one! They´re not widely advertised either, and aren´t plentiful on the shelves in chemists. There´s just loads of normal ones from what I can see.

And rundown, you should get yourself a happier name, rundown is a little rundown. What about runherdown? :)

Well, how can I think that I am the King if I can’t feel anything inside of her? Not a tiny bit of pressure, Length is too lame to be able to thrust into her, Sheesh - I can’t even cum inside her because of the lack of pressure and I have premature ejaculation.

As for my name, It is very suited to how I feel. I believe her, she is sickened by him and was VERY reluctant in telling me his size, she said 6 inches at first but I didn’t believe her so made her tell me the truth, said he used average condoms maybe and that it only just fit all the way over him.

Either way, I am a skinny, very short, very young looking 20 year old with a pathetic broken dick, So my name definately suits me, lol. How can I feel like a man when people think I am 12?

You guys are the only people that listen, and you are all great, You just have to trust me on the fact that I KNOW she aint lying about him being a lot bigger than me, she hates that fact as much as me.

I ain’t even sure if it is a thrombosed vein, Its hard and raised along the sides of my cock, mainly in one place, just below the glans, and there is no pain. It’s just very uncomfortable to masturbate in the regular grip, I have to do the grip minus the use of my thumb otherwise there is pain after too much pressure and I am sure I feel something being dislodged.

Pathetic little guy I am, lol. LOVE YOU GUYS! (not in that way, don’t worry ;) )

Yes. If you don’t use the cut and paste feature. Type 500 times, for each assignment.

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rundown:

How about “do-run-run”, like the song? Tell Thunder in a PM and he’ll change your name for you. Or keep this one if you like it.

Meanwhile start writing.

rundown;

Read this thread.

I thought I had a thrombosed vein, too. Not, according to my uro. It just becomes very hard and rubbery as an erection progresses from blood flow.