Originally Posted by beenthere
EZ,
A few months back, a saleslady that was taking my purchase, slowly bent down reaching for something behind the counter (I have no idea what it may have been as I was very distracted at this point), no doubt knowing I was going to get a full view. She did this despite the fact she was telling me about a trip she just got back from with her boyfriend. She took her sweet time showing them off almost completely. I’m only human and had to look, it’s not everyday a woman I hardly know does that in front of me. That did confuse me her doing that while talking about her boyfriend. All this talk about women that work at hospitals has got me wanting to increase my PEing to get as good a flaccid as I can in case I somehow wind up in a hospital bed one day. I may have a SO, but that doesn’t keep me from wanting to have a good flaccid for those bulgewatchers.
See, this is where, my mind never stops,
If that had happened to me, the first thing that would have popped out of my mouth is,
“Well, I can see from here, your b/f is one lucky guy.”
All at once you complimented her, while respecting her relationship.
You have to be bold. What’s the worst that could happen?
In this day and age, how do you know, she didn’t tell you about that little trip
with her b/f to tell you in an indirect way that
a)she’s not married and b)she’s not a lesbian
The next thing out of her mouth could of been, “Yea, but we broke up.”
Or she could of just smiled and said, “Yea, he is.”
Either way, you broke the ice, for any future conversation.
I know you say you have a SO, so you may not be interested in pursuing
her, even if she was interested, but if you had found she was,
there’s no harm in a little harmless flirting…or is there?
Something a little odd happened at work today,
there’s a new social worker that’s been transferred to my unit,
been there about a week now.
She hasn’t taken her eyes off me for a second,
every single time I look up, she’s staring at me,
to the point that now she just bats her eyes and smiles,
I smile back uneasily.
She’s drop dead gorgeous, tall, slim, perfect shape, no kids,
don’t know if she has a SO.
I know everyone at work is wondering, what the hell is wrong with EZ,
this fox comes here and he seems completely oblivious, unaffected in any way.
They know my style, I’d of been all over that a few months ago.
Thing is, I’ve been quite under the weather lately, allergies,
which almost became pneumonia but turned instead into sinusitis has me down.
Besides, I’m really trying to be good because I have a SO also.
Well, today, this new social worker finally decides she’s going to sit down and start
talking to me, she starts talking about how she has to move,
(strange, so do I) she’s not sure where she’s going to go (strange, neither am I)
how she loves musicians (strange, I am one) how she likes reptiles, especially iguanas
(strange, I have an iguana and like reptiles, on my third iguana, have had snakes, turtles etc.) she goes on and on how she never could understand how people could have
“furry” animals because of all that hair. (strange, people at work know I have more than a few reservations about my SO’s five cats)
Starting to get the picture?
I start realizing what’s going on, seems while I’ve been off the last two days,
there’s been some busy little beavers at work.
I start tapping my pen on the desk while looking dead at the unit clerk and the charge nurse, (while this woman’s going on and on) like I’m going to kill them,
in a moment when the new social worker isn’t looking,
I mouth the word’s “your dead” and drag my finger across my throat to the unit clerk
and she quickly looks away looking up in the air.
After all that, the charge nurse I was telling you about in the last post says
to the new social worker, “Hey, you should hook up with EZ”!!!
I couldn’t believe my ears, I gave her no satisfaction whatsoever,
acted like I didn’t even hear her and started writing in a chart.
The new social worker, didn’t say a word, just looked at me smiling.
I quickly grabbed the phone when it rang.
Can you believe this shit?
These women know I’m in a relationship with someone from work,
they acted as if they couldn’t of cared less.
Wait until I go to work tomorrow, they are going to get it but good.
I know a few things about them, it seems they’ve forgotten that.
EZ is going to have some fun now.