A piece of dialogue from Veronica Mars (actually a good show) in which Veronica (Kristen Bell) sarcastically plays along with some hispanic biker dudes that are messing with her.
Weevil: Sister, the only time I care what a woman has to say is when she’s riding my big old hog. But even then, it’s not so much words - just a bunch of ‘oohs’ and ‘aahs,’ you know?
Veronica Mars: So it’s big, huh?
Weevil: Legendary.
Veronica Mars: Well, let’s see it. I mean, if it’s as big as you say, I’ll be your girlfriend.
[Gasps]
Veronica Mars: We could go to prom together! What? What seems to be the problem? I’m on a schedule here, vato.
Felix Toombs: Dude, Weevil, don’t let blondie talk to you like that.
Veronica Mars: Sounds like your buddy here wants to see it, too.
Felix Toombs: Oh hell, I’ll show you mine!
To an intelligent “grown up” woman, bragging about size is a sign of immaturity. They don’t want their pussies to be a conduit for our narcissism.
"These big vagina ladies are getting away with murder."
12/03/2010 (start) : BPEL - 5.9", EG - 5.0"