'Size Matters' references in society

Funny you should mention that, women seem to start that assessment at an early age I remember at the age of 17 a couple of girls in my class wanted to know the size of my shoes and actually measured my hands, I don’t have like big hands but my fingers are quite long so both of them seemed satisfied with the ‘result’ both hands and shoe size, haha.

It was all fun and games though as they both were interested in me, but I was quite HTG as we used to say back in the day, lol.
One of them even had a boyfriend and she started commenting that I should be happy with my size then because I was bigger than she was used to getting. Aaah the things women think they know, estrogen makes them so blue eyed and confused at times it’s quite adoring to be honest. Logic flies right past their heads sometimes, *swoosh*, and the logic was gone.

I noticed that she was trying extremely hard not to seem too interested as a typical female morning show interviewer tends be about even the most boring of interviews. Usually on a morning show the female interviewer will ask 100 questions to the guy with biggest ball of yarn or the lady with the 50 lb tomato but with Jonah she clearly wanted to know much but was excessively cautious in her questioning. She was absolutely mesmerized, probably a bit aroused as well. Her eye contact was kept all too rigidly with Jonah never even glancing down, it was so obvious that she was intensely curious. I think it’s funny how women think all of us men are un-observant hornballs that are clueless to their mannerisms and true feelings. They wear their thoughts out loud. Once again yet another instance of size, big size, mattering despite what they say.

Oh come on, they are all mysterious cat like creatures wrapped up in a unfathomable enigma we well never come to understand, really. A big fat cock Borat;” NOT!”

It has been shown in sociological studies ( not putting links in, ask and I will send a P.M. If you are genuinely interested) that women tend to reduce differences ( I.e. We are all the same.) And while that is a nice sentiment, it has no basis in truth.

However it has also been shown that women like to see men compete, and make comparisons without shame.

Some men get so antagonised by this behaviour they will literally fight to the death to win.

Many historical romances contain this theme, and tend to mostly be read by women.

I never have and never will fall into that trap. If I want to fight it’s because I genuinely just want to rearrange somebodies face, preferably with a aluminum baseball- bat. :D

I’m over women playing games is what I was trying to get across. I get a distaste for women in general when thinking about scenarios like that and the stupid guys that lets themselves get involved in it.

Of course Viking, but every new generation falls for these games, at least initially.

Size references make guys feel inadequate, and boob jokes do the same to women.

Media makes us all feel bad, one way or another, and then we buy things to try to feel better.

Consumerism.

Yeah, true and sad facts.

What’s even sadder, almost, is the fact that one has to have a ‘snappy’ mouth for comebacks and to survive in what this world has become. I can be a downright mean and sarcastic bastard in real life and have been on a mission for some time now to change that but not sure if I want to anymore, one has to have some verbal ‘skills’ as not to be eaten alive it feels like. I think that’s a pretty accurate assessment to be honest.

I’ve stopped using sarcasm, rhetoric, cynicism or whatever harsh way of conversing with people.

Considering you can speak eloquently and articulate without having to trample over people, is there a point beyond poking fun at friends?

Some women get very turned on by male combat, and more than once girls have seemed excited to “start stuff” between dudes. The first generation of free and empowered females are wild and feral, with rough edges and brutal opinions. And god I wouldn’t have it any other way.

After all, nothing shuts someone up like the possession of ample dick I really think a Fortune 500 ceo with a small soft dick is going to feel like crap standing naked in front of a cute cheerleading squad. And the janitor with the six inch flaccid? He’ll feel like a king standing there naked.

But hey, it’s all paysites and fake dick pills, right? Jump off the cliff, you lemmings, die with that average dick in your hands.

Spartan training, men.

The best antidote to modern culture!

Devotion, when the Danes came across the north sea to raid coastal Scottish villages, the women would dance up on the hills lifting their skirts up to signal to the victors.

That’s why there are so many gingers in Scotland today.

Oh yeah, no doubt.

Frequent healthy meals, good sleep, lifting and a little relaxation go a long way well-being.

I just finished celebrating the new year with men from our soccer league.

Two hours of five on five on artificial turf.

Boys as young as 16 and men as old as 80.

Everyone finished with smiles on their faces and love for their fellow men.

Quite a bit like here actually.

Happy new year, and may your dicks grow beyond expectation.

“I don’t want no short dick man” Salt N Peppa