'Size Matters' references in society

Huh? So what’s the answer - more patriarchy? Your comment makes about as much sense as “yes there’s a terrible drought but I’m not sure lots of rain is going to fix anything”.

Like I said, won’t further discuss this here. We can take it to PMs or create a thread elsewhere.

OK, let’s agree to disagree. Back to the size topic (sorry, only just glanced at the last few pages in this positively stallion-endowed thread).

I often find I’m one of the dissenting voices, both here and at pegym where I also post, when guys start up with the whole ‘all women crave big dick, big-dicked guys treat women like shit and they still come back every time, I wish I had a huge wang because the I’d only need to fuck one girl and she’d tell all her friends and I’d be in pussy heaven till the day died’ schtick (or schdick, even). Not because I’ve personally asked all me female friends what their stance on cock size is, but based more on what female members say on pegym (are there any female regulars here apart from DW these days?), things I’ve read elsewhere on the internet, and just common sense - I mean, it would be a major evolutionary oversight if the average penis were too small for the average vagina, wouldn’t it? Surely average-dicked men have had plenty of sex and given and received plenty of pleasure since the dawn of time?

Buuut…my girlfriend absolutely loves my size and has made it quite clear that she would find sex less enjoyable (easier, yes, but also less enjoyable) if I were smaller. Other girlfriends (not all of them, mind) have said the similar things. So, are the women who say ‘size isn’t everything’ at least understating the case? I don’t think so, because I’ve seen plenty of women speaking anonymously, with no particular reason to lie, and saying much the same. (In fact some women are put off big ones because sex is just too much of a struggle.) Or I’ve just happened to land a few size queens - while I’m not sure they’re representative of most women, as some guys seem to think, they obviously exist - and am in a relationship with one at the moment. Or women who didn’t necessarily think there was anything special about big cocks find that they change their mind when one comes their way? That they get used to it and find they really like it?

Of course my girlfriend tells me these things partly because she knows I like to hear it, in the same way I like to tell her she’s got a great body, and she likes to hear that. But she really has - an statement can be both an honest opinion and a complement.

Evolutionary oversight.

That’s us.

The male of the species.

Why didn’t evolution provide people who considered the feelings of others before they said some of the things they did to people they supposedly cared about?

Apparently mental well being isn’t a necessary trait for survival.

And certainly after the egg is fertilized.

Wibble, I am wondering what your size is. Any chance you’d be willing to share?

9”bpel, 6.3”eg.

That reminds me of a joke.

How do you make a horse laugh then cry?

Firstly you tell him that your dick is bigger than his.

Then you prove it.

An acquaintance of mine I would like to do that with, a couple actually come to think of it. It would have shattered their self esteem.

The size issue isn’t immune from ‘professionals’ either. I had to get a physical yesterday (first one in YEARS) and it turned out to be pretty eventful. So I go thru the standard paperwork drill and get escorted to the exam room. After a while, the doc comes, asks me a few questions, then asks me to remove my clothes. I’ve had women give me exams before so was no big deal, but this woman was quite attractive and it ‘showed’ a bit - I couldn’t help it. While I didn’t catch wood, my flaccid was very much on the ‘flushed’ side and was hanging pretty fat. After she did her thing with the exam, she asked me somemore questions, took some notes and left. I thought it was sorta peculiar that she didn’t ask me to get dressed.

About 2 minutes later, another woman comes in (couldn’t tell if she was another doctor or a nurse) and she’s just as nice as the first one. She has another battery of tests for me to do, and she’s touching me a lot. After she’s done, I finally get to put my clothes on.

As I’m walking back to the reception area, I passed an office where both of them were and I hear one of them say “think you can handle one that big? Talk about thick - whoa.” I’m not gonna lie - it brought a huge grin to my face. I wish I could’ve heard the whole conversation but hearing just that part was enough. Even those that see the human body and treat it every day are not immune to ‘size’ issues.

C’mon, that’s why we are all here trying to get big or bigger. How big was your flaccid at that moment, do you think?

I’m not gonna lie, if I ever had that happen I would playing it back in my head for ever. Nice one! :)

There’s a small dick joke in the new Les Miserables film.

Who here finds small dick jokes funny?

I don’t, they make me feel pretty awful honestly, this whole thread does

If any of you watch How I met your mother, there’s a reference in there, when two of the main cast, who had previously been a couple, worry about which one of the two had “won” the break up. At the end of the story, the guy admits that his exes new boyfriend is better than him in all aspects, to which the chick replies that it’s not true, and that “You’re bigger down there”. The show switches to a scene where he is just full on cheering and pronouncing to his friends that he has now won the break up.