'Size Matters' references in society

Well, we can’t do anything about it..( go on, create the matriarchy)…well I’ll do something about mine….shhh…please lets keep this practice verboten, ehh?

Well, the matriarchy is well under way to being created, but that doesn’t mean we have to like it!

Building a big dick is one excellent way to resist the oppression of feminist rhetoric, especially since “they” know it’s impossible.

Tiffany Thiessen on some talk show. Just a little quip, but I find it fascinating how little incentive she needed to make it. She heard the word "little" and her mind went there. (I haven’t seen Magic Mike, so I’m assuming she talking about the guy’s bulge or something?) From around 1:20.

More talk show; a good chunk of size talk between Sarah Brightman and Jonathan Ross. The backstory to this is that Brightman on another talkshow (Graham Norton, I think) had been asked why she fell for Andrew Lloyd Webber, as he wasn’t exactly the most handsome man. She said "because he had the biggest willy". She says something about "the entire British female population" that I don’t really get, and Ross ends up showing her his own bulge. Not exactly prudish, these two.. From around 8:00 and until the end of the clip.

I guess some men have denigrated women historically, now some women feel as if its payback time and they are sheriff.

Not sure if you’re referring to them, but I don’t think there are any mean intentions in the two I posted above. You could say that they’re exacerbating size anxiety in a chunk of the male population, but I don’t think that’s their intention, they’re probably pretty oblivious to it.

Also, in the unrated version of the video for Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” it says “Robin Thicke has a big dick” in huge letters on the wall. In the “family friendly version” it says “Robin Thicke has a big d”. That’s just fucking weird.

http://www.crus hable.com/2013/ … ves-prostitute/

There you go… I’m sure you all wanted to read about the Bieber Weiner! :rolleyes:

This whole situation is hilarious. First he was known before to have an average size in the past, then he makes the mistake of falling asleep before the prostitute (which is the result of the video) and now suddenly he’s known to be much bigger.

I will say this though…the meltdown that all his fans had when the video was first posted is one of the most hilarious (and sad) things I’ve witnessed online.

Yeah I am relieved when I hear women casually praise a big cock. It means they think it’s immutable and given by God, it means they are dismissive of male feelings among the average population, and it means only the deserving (us at TP) will become the chosen players and survive this convulsive evolution. The equivalent is NOT us admiring big floppy jugs. The equivalent would be us admiring tight, narrow small vagina lips on a pretty, youthful girl. After all, Keira Knightly at twenty is preferable to some giant tit blonde from Hooters pushing thirty.

Yet we men don’t rub it in. We don’t say, “Well gee, you women sure start to lose it in your mid-twenties! Those high school cheerleaders give me a boner, guess I’m Satan!” And that truth creates their bitterness. Their revenge on the George Clooneys’ of the world being able to pull their 18 year old sister at age whatever was to create mass insecurity sexually among the general male population.

I’d say it worked. When I was a “grower”, (a euphemism for not being hung) I was nervous, agoraphobic, achieved nothing. Since girls had nothing to be ashamed of comparitively, they replaced the absent males as the dominant academic, and thus managerial class in our society.

When I see some leering, swaggering pimp of a black player with his homies, intimidating white wimps left and right, creating wet panties and nervousness among the hot long straight haired delicately built white females, his eyes fall on me and he realizes, on some instinctive level, that I have stolen some treasure. I got SWAGGER, chief-a-rooni. I was raised by the damn Wu-Tang, but had to observe alone. What is certain is that I will grow without reserve, without remorse or apology, my busted vein fully healed, my extender falling apart, my pump replaced, my hanging weight scaling up.

I have destroyed the social contract. Reparations, you are mine, you hot little cunts love it and wonder, from where the hell does all this swagger come?

As for Biebster, show it or don’t. It ain’t hard to post a clip. So you gotta wonder. Who will be the new royalty? Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…………………

So over 4 years ago.. Is the study finished?

Anyone see the last Saturday Night Live? Size references aren’t rare on that show, but one sketch last night was probably the most explicit and drawn out I’ve seen. It was about the unveiling of Michelangelo’s David with the model present (played by Paul Rudd), and I instantly knew that the small dick would come up. Actually it turned out to be the whole point of the entire sketch. They even showed it, which surprised me a little on such a ‘mainstream’ American show, even though it’s just a statue. The penis on the replica was made even smaller than the original, and there where lines like “it doesn’t even reach past the balls” from a female cast member, the guy tried to defend himself by saying he was grower not a shower etc.

My co-worker told me a joke, which can be upsetting for most of us.

John and Julie are working in the forest.
Jonh starts nagging Julie: let me f.. You please! A few minutes later she agrees, John pulls his tool out.
Julie gets scared by his size: Oh, no way! You can not enter me with that!
John: Please Julie, I will put both my hands on the base, I will only penetrate you with the rest!
Julie: Okay, do it.. ( John starts doing her going balls deep.)
A few minutes later Julie tells John: Okay John, you can take your first hand off ..

I hope you can understand my translation from hungarian :)

Perfectly. Wow hungarian women…

There is a joke going around in the german internet right now.

It claims to be a rule issued by the government, that if your penis is less than 15cm (5,9”) you are supposed to display a german flag on your house/car. (which would be normal right now, given the soccer championship.)

I guess it’s supposed to be embarrassing for soccerfans, but since the majority of men will fall under this criterion, I fail to see how this could be embarrassing.

Anyway it conveys the notion that having 15cm (probably NBPEL) is something to be ridiculed and with a lot of stupid people being intimidated by it, retelling the whole thing to make themselves feel superior to their respective audience, it doesn’t make the situation any better.