Size Reality Check

I was having lunch yesterday and held a sleeve of Ritz crackers in my hand. I thought: “This would be the perfect girth and length.” So, of course I measured, only to find it is about 6.5 inches long and 6” around. In other words, about an inch shorter than I already am, though thicker (at this point). But…hold one of those sleeves of crackers in your hand and visualize the size!

That’s 6.5” non-bone pressed? Guess I need to get busy on my 1.5” fat pad :) Seem to be stuck ~215lbs and 6’0”, probally need to be 185.

Right! 6.5” non-bone pressed crackers! :) Suppose I could have tried to press them in the one shot but they may have crumbled…..

If you cant beat them crack them.

And agree about what the other peoples say [None bone pressed].

I can’t believe it’s only 6.5 inches long lol

So you made me go double-check! Interestingly, I pulled what must have been a different sleeve out of the box and it measured a bit longer. I pulled the other (of two left in box) out and it’s below, with measure. That’s the one I used before. So, I conclude some sleeves have one or two more crackers! :)

That’s what she said :)

Did you bring extra crackers or are you glad to see me? :)

I love the comparison—truly original. A refreshing change from those pics you see of meathead bros holding up a Monster energy drink or—what else?—air freshener, remote control, etc.

Thanks! That really put it into perspective for me.

I am sure I have started a run on tomato soup and chili…..as our significant others ask why we are holding the crackers “like that”….

On a similar topic: Unraveling Size | Untangling your penis and setting straight your mind

Very interesting article with other interesting links.

Yep. I read through that one from time to time. I also visit calcSD - Full Penis Size Percentile Calculator after every cycle to see how I compare.

I’m at a 7x5.5 and it always looks small to me, that’s a great pov

I plugged another sleeve of Ritz that I measured as closer to 6.75” into on of the size calculators:

LENGTH
6.75
96.69% In a room of 1000 guys, 33 would be bigger than you.
GIRTH
6
99.69% In a room of 1000 guys, 3 would be bigger than you.
FLACCID (I couldn’t get flaccid crackers….)
Your volume is about 285.19 ml / 9.64 fl oz (US), which is 2 times more voluminous than the average.
That makes you bigger than 99.69% of guys. In a room of 1000 guys, 3 would be bigger than you.

Enough cracker comparisons, but an interesting perspective. I suspect if you put a sleeve of Ritz in a woman’s hands she’s say “hold on now, that’s huge.”