Success stories

Hello my fellow PE’ers!

I was just wondering if you might know some pages with good success stories? (for future motivation) I’ve always loved reading those, and that’s why progress reports section here @ Thunders is one of my favs :)

No success stories? Damn!

Everyone knows how negative I usually am but I will try to muster up some sort of success story.

It seems like my whole PE program has always been plaged with these evil objects surrounding me. From the humble shaving can and tooth brush to the monsterous paper towel roll and hair spray can (not to mention the scarry trips to the food store sausage section) I have lived alot of my PE life in terror of these objects, the paper towel roll being the meanest. But over the course of my pe career I have been able to beat every object with the exception of my cat’s 13” tail. I thought about getting her tail nubbed…JK. With every object that has scared me it becomes nothing once I reach that goal.

*note to self: trade cat in for one with a 12” tail”

lol you measured your cat, haha dld you crack me up

dld - LOL!!!!!

I read your post and the bit about the sausages amused me deeply. Sounds like your post was written by me after a trip to the supermarket hehehe….

I dont know why you are so scared of the towel roll though….
Mine is longer than our standard paper towel rolls and a bit thicker too, (I know coz I’ve already compared a dozen or so times) so I’m not scared of them anymore… at least for the moment. :D

You whacky americans and your gargantuan paper towel rolls!!

Deoderant bottles frighten me…. the “Lynx” ones…. they are so damn thick, like 6.5” or so…….. oh well at least I am at the lid size…… :)

As per the original thread topic; I don’t believe mine to be an awe inspiring success story, but several years ago I cursed the fates for endowing me with only an ‘above average length’

now I am in the 100th percentile or so for length, and getting further into the depths of statistical obscurity by the day!

Just wish my girth would catch up! (statistically speaking) heh

*Wants to move to a place that paper towell rolls are much less than 11”*

Guys mostly DLD

Don’t go into the vegetable section at the store and look at the cucumbers, they really fuck with your head especially in the girth department. I walked pass them the other day and I could of swear one of the called me pin dick! It was the last time he will be calling anyone pin dick, he ended up in a Cesar salad.

Dino

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jennifer literally hides any type of phallic item that goes in the bathroom because she knows me way too well. Give me a 14” can of hairspray and a couple of hours and I can really fuck shit up…