Dyson 4000

Anyone have one of these?

http://dsyon.com/index.html

xeno

I love the play on words, but think Dyson may be suing them fairly soon! :)

Nope, not me, I am afraid of premanent results.

I do see someone buying one of these and motorizing it though.

To equate penis enlargement and the biological mechanics of orthodontic tooth movement is absolutely ridiculous. I wonder if he practices ortho in the same non-evidenced manner. If so, I think he is ethically challenged and of questionable skill in that area as well.

You are a visionary T; might be as close to twat’s jelq monkey as one can get !

xeno

Yelp, and you wouldn’t have to pick up any monkey crap either.

That is scary looking. Looks like the spinal column of a cyborg.

Looks like a joke to me.

Doesn’t seem to be orderable on their website. Scam/prank no doubt.

Not Dyson but Dsyon.

But it did get me thinking, so I hooked myself up to my real Dyson Animal and turned it on for five minutes. I would never have believed it. It worked!! Now I’m hung like a horse. You do need the special attachment though to prevent injury. Unfortunately, it is no longer made. But my improved design, discounted for members here can be had for only.

Yea, I think you’re right…joke/prank/etc. Tried to check pricing, no go.

Looks pretty bitchin’ though; I’d buy one.

xeno

Not convinced it is a prank. A lot of thought has gone into this. I like the steel with silicone clamping mechanism. The idea of multi-clamping points is intriguing. In the past I have wondered if there would be and benefit in this. The scissor arms seem to be a way of implementing this though I wonder how effective or durable they would be. Probably expensive to make.

On the other hand it does not seem to have a proper base.

The reason the ordering does not work may be they jumped the gun before working out the pricing

I thought it is dangerous to wear stuff on your unit while sleeping and what happens when you erect in your sleep?

Come on its a joke, the fact that they tell you to use it while you’re sleeping for a start !

I wear my ADS at night; can wear it all night if I want. I don’t consider that to be indicative of a joke, but that doesn’t mean that others can.

xeno

I don’t think it is a joke but I don’t think he is trying to sell anything. The guy that owns the domain has 32 others and most are domain landing pages offering to sell the domain name . Several of these sites have a striking name resemblance to other sites or popular names. The business reviews are all bogus. I checked each of those sites and couldn’t find any business reviews for the dsyon . Same with the design of the year award. As far as I can tell that is all bogus.

If I had to make a guess this guy is hoping people land on the site looking for dyson.com. Dyson as far as I know would not be able to sue but perhaps they would buy the domain just so they don’t have any confusion with them and a PE product. I am just trying to guess this guys motives. Even looking at the site a year ago through the Internet archives the site was not selling products. He buys the domain name for maybe 10 to 20 dollars and has the opportunity to sell it to Dyson for a nice profit.

Just pure speculation on my part.