DAMN, I feel better after some sleep.
I’m really going to break this cock staying in a stretcher malarkey down to the nitty gritty in maybe a new thread. It will be specifically for the Quick Extender Pro, but I’m pretty sure the method would help with anyone’s stretching rack woes.
I’ll start on the project of making a kind of ‘Idiot’s Guide to Dick Stretching’ as I don’t want anyone on here feeling the frustration I’ve felt in the last 2-3 weeks, I’ve lost track of the days and weeks, I’ve been that engrossed in my PE but most of my time during that period has been spent trying in vain to keep my dick in place.🐓😤
So yeah, and I still have to really give this method a road test down some dirt tracks, but to fast track somebody on the road to better stretching, the secret is 10% Velcro, 90% self adhesive pressure wrap bandages. Just with the pressure bandages I’d wager you could keep things in place. I’d go as far to say you could stretch your dick and say, play squash (the sport), not squash the icy cold deep purple German helmet🤣.
If you have enough disposable income zy I’d still go the QEP route as the rods and cradle will definitely last a lifetime, and indeed are that sturdy I’ll one day be passing my Quick Extender Velcro Pressure Wrap No Tears Deluxe on to my great Grandson as a family heirloom, as the rods and cradle are that robust. The strapping system out of the box is complete crap, but in fairness, I haven’t heard of a spring loaded stretcher which gets top marks in what I see as the very most important category, which is your member being welded to your stretcher of choice. Plus in me, you’d have a ‘I give a shit’ free technical support for life. Hell, the pupil may indeed soon be teaching the teacher. I can see me becoming a zen cock stretcher guru - and way the hell not?
Just as an interesting side note, I had a very light (I was very tender near my pelvic floor, so I wasn’t going to be chasing any personal best) hydro pump sesh last night in the bath. I wondered if my new found love, the Self Adhesive Pressure Bandage (SAPB) would hold and stay on in the pump and act kind of like a compression vest that big time benchers wear.
So I extremely lightly wrapped Moby (positive visualization, every little helps right?) And even though I pumped only to about half pressure of the Hydro 30 Bathmate. The length of my penis stayed at the 5 inch mark, but my bellend almost completely filled the Hydro 30, on half pressure.
So, any guys wanting to expand the head, if you are hooded like me then pull back your foreskin, while extremely lightly wrapping your member with SAPB. Wrap from base of dick to a leave about half your bellend exposed. Load up your pump, and if the same happens to you as what happened to me, there was pussy pressure in the vacumn and no major pressure at the end of my penis, but the head had to been seen to be believed. I released the pressure in a panic as I didn’t want to be that guy, you know, the one in the emergency room needing help to get something off his cock guy?
Happy to report that the SAPB God Product which is the wrap stayed in place. When I released the vac pressure I unwrapped my dick and then wrapped it again with the same piece. It has Goldilicks zone adhesive qualities as it sticks firm but never sticks skin to wrap, perfect expansion, compression, works wet, dry, reusable. Infact, if PE is taking over your life, and a significant other is getting on your case about your PE obsession, may I suggest, you send your S/O packing, send the kids to an orphanage, euthanize the pets and tell any would be boss to suck your fat one ( they may take you up on your offer and you get a promotion as a nice little bonus), then you are free to buy as much Self Adhesive Pressure Bandage as you can afford and blow your cock up so it looks like the member belongs on Mandingo and Shorty Mac’s love child.
The future is now, the future is SAPB. I have no affiliation to this GENERIC product it just makes PE, WAY easier, but if any SAPB sellers are reading this I think this heads up (as in penis head- oh suit yourself 😄) deserves a reward don’t you? Seriously though, if this shit isn’t in your PE arsenal, remedy that as soon as poss. I think Wifey said she bought it on ebay, and she said it was cheap for a big box.
She has loads of it for her carpal tunnel - well, she HAD loads of it . Women hey, I’ve been trying in vain for what seems like an age to keep the worm in the cradle, then when I’m ready to weap out of frustration..
“JESUS CHRIST ON A NIMBUS 2000! What does it take to keep my cock in place?”
“Oooo, I know what meant work.”
Wife Passes PE God Product
“What’s this woman?”
“It’s what I use for my Carpal Tunnel Syndrome and I’ve got plenty.”
“Can I have some?”
“I’ll sell you a roll.”
“How much?”
“Tree fiddy.”
“I’m not paying Tree Fiddy for.” and it was about that time I noticed my wife was 50 ft tall with a 30ft long neck and spoke in a Scottish accent, it was the.. God damn Loch ness Monster
“You God damn loch Ness Monster I’m not paying no Tree Fiddy for.. Actually Nessie, there’s five fiddy, keep the change, cheers.”
🙄Southpark, for people who think I’ve spent too long in lockdown solitary and cracked up trying to secure my pecker.
It was going to be a PE rest day today, but I’m working on a theory that as long as you aren’t 90% near to your personal best in any specific stretch(anyone that’s seen my previous posts I harp on a lot about how PE is almost identical to scientific stretching theory of static stretching I applied for decades to become insanely flexible for Bjj, I’ve been inactive for about 8 years now but you maintain around 50% of your gains - sound familiar to anyone?) then your pride and joy will still recover and speed up progress greatly if you passive stretched (no tension ) your penis as long as poss. The set up I had last night, for my stretcher was so secure and comfortable that I could have possibly slept in it, so I may give that I go tonight, as I usually wake every 3 hours or so for a piss anyway. If I can sleep comfortably and relatively safely without bordering on penile petrification, it’s literally going to revolutionize my PE regime overnight. I have a good feeling than my ideal Penis of 8 x 6 -6.5 may just be insight -Oh no, that’s the neighbour waving is cock at me, my bad.
Please SAPB, pretty please with chocolate sprinkles on top, be as good as I think you are.