My Two-dollar Chickenchoker Hanger!!

Mission Statement: MAKING PENIS ENLARGEMENT SO AFFORDABLE, A HOMELESS GUY FLASHING IT CAN END UP WITH A SIZE-QUEEN SUGAR MOMMY. :thumbs:

INGREDIENTS: Ok, so maybe it costs a little more, but only if these things aren’t laying around.

1) 2 highlighter markers ( or wooden dowels )
2) 2 strands of cord ( possibly nylon ), 1 foot in length apiece.
3) A very large fish hook ( 9/0+ ) with the point and barb cut off ( with bolt-cutters ) or strong
barely-bendable wire.

DIRECTIONS: see the attachment in the next post.

1) Hollow-out the markers and cut the main body down to 3-¼” with a
heated knife.
2) Punch 8 holes in these markers a half-inch from each end with a
heated nail. The holes should just be barely big enough to let the 2
nylon cords running through them.
3) Thread the 2 cords through the marker holes and through the fish
hook AS SEEN IN THE PICTURE. I colored-in one of the cords so it’s
distinguishable from the other.
4) Knot the ends of the cords so they don’t slip back out the holes,
making sure these knotted cords are of the same exact length ( Pull
on the hook until the cords are taut. The marker bodies should be
side by side equidistant to the hook. If one of the marker bodies is
closer to the hook, then its cord to the hook is too short ).
5) Superglue the knots so they don’t come undone ( nylon is slippery ).

DISCUSSION:

1) This baby has Tom Hubbard’s lateral grasping design so no pressure is put on the dorsal nerve.

2) The pillars that do the grasping are just 2 hollowed-out marker bodies. I chose markers that have a rectangular body design although I’m sure round marker bodies work just as well.

3) The design of the placement of the 2 cords allow the pillars to come together and pinch on your wrapped dick once the hanging weight is attached onto the hook.

4) I use a fish hook and not an S-hook because I like to have the end of the hook come out towards the front and not towards the side like what an S-hook will give you with these cords, although you can use a ring with the cords and just throw an S-hook into the ring also.

5) All the ingredients were found around the house so it cost me nothing to make this. You can even make your own hook in your garage. However, if you need to buy some of the parts, were talking almost pennies here, guys.

6) Once in the hanging position, the ends of the markers jutting from the topside of your dick are closer together ( toe-in ) than the ends of the markers jutting out from the underside of your dick ( toe-out ).

7) When I use it, the ends of the markers on the topside of my dick are also angled upward. Conversely, the ends of the markers on the underside of my dick are angled downward. This is a purely personal choice for comfort. You can adjust this angle by manipulating the hook and cords. The surprisingly good behavior of the cords to stay in your chosen angle is a cool thing.

8) This will slip down your wrap to the head of your dick unless you use a second narrower wrap closer to the head as a stopper. I start the hanger right at mid-shaft ( the circumcision scar ) and it slides a bit towards the head as it hangs. I use an Ace foam underwrap first on most of the shaft, starting from the head on to the base. Then a 5” x 1” strip of Ace self-adhering bandage on top of that ( right behind the head ) as the hanger stopper. You can even use a strip of 2-sided velcro ( hooked-side in ) as your second wrap / hanger stopper.

9) I have not hung with any other device. This trooper gave me nearly a half-inch since July 1 and it just last Friday gave me a full half-inch but it needed some assistance from ANOTHER device ( it will blow you away ), which is the focus of my next article. Stay tuned.

Here’s the zip file, moderators!

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Feel free to ask questions!

THE TECHNICAL SUPPORT DEPARTMENT OF THE CHICKENCHOKER HANGER IS NOW OPEN. :)

CC-
I love the idea of letting the weight do the grasping. On paper it looks as if this could solve alot of the tedious aspects of hanging (tightening, loosening, adjusting for comfort ad nauseum).
Does the thing grasp tightly enough when using lighter weight? Is there a minimum amount of weight required?

How does it work at various angles ie., BTC?

Nice work…a must try

—-Cap

Really great idea about the weight doing all the work to keep it on! This a great addition to the chickenchoker PE line-up. YDM!

I’ve used an AFB penis weight hanger from Hubbard’s for months. One side has to be joint according to Hubbard for it to work (making a V, like your fingers do when manual stretching). The end is also like the hanger in your picture, the weight closes it. But even at 20,5 lbs (my max) it never stayed on without the use of a closing device like a string of beads.

I did never used a hanger stopper though…

From my experience a hanger like this is unable to get a good grip of the innerbody of the shaft, and puts the weight mostly on the skin and the glans. In the end I stopped because it was stretching too much skin. I did gain from my AFB hanger though, but no idea how much.

Here’s the jpg of the chicho hanger:

I started using it with 2.5 lbs. Yes, it grasps tight enough because it’s very light itself ( just flimsy hollow plastic ), although you may want to pinch it harder on your dick, and when you do, you’ll find once again how it stays in place ( doesn’t unravel ), maintaining that pinch, by itself.

Works great at BTC and SD. I have not tried other angles with it.

Thanks!

I’ve got one more device coming next week and it’s a perfect supplement to this one.

CC-
Hurry up, man. Spill.

Thanks for the jpeg.

If you put on your underwrap tight enough by first stretching out your flaccid penis then wrapping starting from right behind the head to the base, you will pack enough of the internal structures to give the hanger solid meat to hold onto and less loose skin to play with.

At the very worst, the skin from where the hanger is attached ( circumsicion scar ) up to the head will bunch up at the head, which is actually a good thing since this bunched skin provides a cushion between the hanger and the actual glans itself. The length of skin from the circumcision scar to the head isn’t that long at all and if it all stops at the head, this is a negligible amount of skin that we are talking about.

In fact, with 2.5 lbs., you can hang WITHOUT any wrapping at all. No pain!
I gained a quarter-inch with 2.5 lbs in a month.

Using a thinner second wrap as a stopper is the key to protecting your glans from coming in contact with the sliding hanger when using heavier weights. This second wrap will be pushed into the head by the hanger but it provides cushion.

The fact that the pillars don’t need a tie to hold them onto your penis is a marvel of the materials and the design which I stumbled on purely by accident.

AWWW come on cc don’t hold back on us!

Hey CC, nice design. The only thing I’m concerned about is inadequate grip on the internal tissues. I tighten my hanger real tight, and I don’t see how this can get as tight. Have you hung with any other devices? If so, how does the tightness compare?

Well, I just don’t have the time right now to put together the type of presentation I want, but soon I will.

I know where you’re coming from.

The only other device I hung with was actually the prototype to this one, where I did have the pillars joined together on the bottom by a piece of wire and joined their tops with another wire which I would tighten once I put it around my dick. I was using it “toe out” on the dorsal side of my dick.

I was having problems with the bottom piece of wire once I doubled my hanging weight to 5 lbs. ( the bottom wire would not allow me to use it “toe in” on top, consequently the heavier weight kept pulling this V-shape down, sliding my dick to the top of the groove, causing the tightening wire to strangle my dorsal nerve - ouch ) and I decided to try and use it “toe in” on the dorsal side so I ended up making the current model, still fully expecting to use a “tightening down” wire on top.

Imagine my surprise when once I set my dick inside it, added the weight, pinched the pillars tighter on my dick, toe-in dorsally, and it DID NOT UNRAVEL. For some reason, the pull of the hanging weight is TRANSLATED THROUGH the cords in such a manner that the amount of weight ALSO determines the amount of pinch on your dick. I said wow.

Now it will still slide down your wrap ( I use Ace foam underwrap which has no grip with the plastic pillars - hmmm, maybe I should try to glue hooked velcro on the pillars ) but it will maintain the narrow distance you want between the pillars - the pinch on your dick. Amazing how it does that.

This will take you less than 30 min. to put together. See for yourself.

Stevie, by the way, the initial prototype was purely meant to be a duplicate of Tom Hubbard’s design and it DID NOT have the interweaving cords. I was using heavy fishing line coupled into each pillar. The line would go from one pillar to the other but only through the hook - not crossing around my dick to the other pillar.

In that - dare I call it - inferior design, the pillars would need a dedicated function to keep them pinched together. The hanging weight would have nothing to do with it - in fact, needing the pinch to be tighter as the weight is increased.