Beware of Vacu-Tech Privacy!!!

My thoughts exactly: Could be an ice breaker, if she is bold enough to be so inquisitive, I’d give her a demonstration.

Well, the butt plugs — maybe the most embarrassing of the contents — were admittedly for my own exploration ;) The ~8x6 dildo, though… definitely not putting that near my ass! :eek:

I just ordered a cylinder from LApdist… I really hope there is nothing on the box as I am living with my girlfriend in her parent’s basement! Anyone ordered from LApdist? is there anything on the packaging. I am not too concerned about it saying LApdist… but if it says penis anywere on that box I am doomed haha oh god.

Don’t worry braindrain, it will just arrive with a discreet note: “ENCLOSED ARE YOUR PENIS ENLARGEMENT PRODUCTS, IN UNMARKED BROWN PACKAGING AS REQUESTED.”

Yeah, I just ordered a cylinder from PumpToys. The package was discrete, but my sexy mail lady still gave me that look. She knows the kind of stuff I order.

Oh damn … as long as its a discreet note then. (:

I have to admit, that did make me chuckle somewhat. Although I wouldn’t like it if it happened to me :(

I am glad they refunded the shipping.

NOW!!!!!! How about a REVIEW of that ELLIPTICAL CYLINDER!!!!!!!!!!

Well its a little too early right now. I accidentally changed my routine I think for the better… Instead of doing 3 X 10min sessions @ 4-5in hg, I now do 1 X 30min session @ 5in Hg. The 3 X 10min sessions did not cause any temporary girth expansion. The 1 X 30min session gave me a .25 inch girth expansion. I eventually will up it to 2 X 30min sessions. Believe it or not my erection quality improved with 1 X 30min. I do use liquid Cialis 20mg every 3 days and porn to keep a fairly constant erection in the tube. Use a rice sock around penis for 7-10 min AND around tube for 30min. Currently averaging 5days on 2 days off. No permanent gains yet of course… will report on that later.

The elliptical tube itself is top notch, first class in my opinion. Made of thick-wallled Lucite, its very durable and no problems with seal or vacuum leak. BUT I did not like the brass Harbor Freight type pump that I got from Vacu-Tech. The pump had a major seal malfunction inside the pump cylinder. I was too lazy to send it back for refund. Maybe I still can since its about 33 days. I went to Autozone and got an OEM Mityvac vacuum pump and it works like a champ and is less than half the cost of the overpriced VacuTech pump.

Thanks for the quick review.

For what it is worth:

I am not pumping currently, but when I do I also pump one session of thirty minutes. I cycle the pressure and get great expansion doing that. Basically 3.0HG for 5 minutes, drop down to 1HG for one minute. Rinse and repeat.

Anyway, I got much better expansion cycling pressure like that than I did by staying with one steady pressure.

I got the idea from this article:

Bagman's Advanced Pumping Techniques: Effective Time
Bagman’s Advanced Pumping Techniques: Effective Time

Can’t wait to hear more about the elliptical tube. I am wanting to get more side to side width, and it seems like that would be a good way to get it!

A buddy of mine from Iraq sent me a story and picture of an incident that happened. He said this was distributed to Battle Briefings. Well the story was a package was found buzzing at a mail room, EOD was called to investigate, they blew up the package. Inside they found (in their words) a silicon vagina replicant *aka pocket pussy. They showed a picture of the box with the receivers name still on the package and not blacked out. I am sure the boys on that base ribbed John Smith about his “package”

haha… the case of the exploding pocket pussy!!! Poor guy!