Originally Posted by avocet8
And if you do pump your balls to grapefruit size, what do you then wear to the hardware store or the mall? :)
Well, the Tigers site has some shots of guys who have obviously got special pants… Just wonder what you tell your tailor?
“Yeah, I need these pants to be let out in the package area. I’m thinking of storing fresh produce there…”
As you can deduce I spent some minutes on the site going through the archive pictures. It was kind of like rubber-necking on the highway; it’s morbid and digusting, but you can’t look away.
I was in search of just one person who was pumping his penis to a normal-looking, albeit larger size. No chance. There were some who had an initial shot pumped to a somewhat normal looking large size, but then a few picts later had gone for the grapefruit or melon sack look and had given themselves, what I assume is known on this forum as, a MAJOR Donut-efftect on the ‘ole Johnson. Some were distorted and bent and looked like baby elephant trunks - not in length, but in the way they were bent and puffy, with weird foreskin distortions that looked like the end of elephant trunk to me. >shiver<
It seems that the Tiger’s people have…how shall I say it?…a different aesthetic when it comes to male genitalia. Personally I like the pants I have now. It’s good to have a nice package, but all subtly is lost at Tigers; who really needs to walk down the street carrying a ‘load’ in front?
It’s pretty bizarre. Survey says: YUCK.
Your initial post of Pumping 101 is very clear and detailed and seems common sense and safety conscious. It is in keeping with what I read from Supersizeit, and what the little blurb on cockpump.com says - although you were much more thorough and articulate. What you wrote is very clear and it seems to be worth considering. I’ll say one thing for Tigers - it certainly demonstrates that extreme results are possible, and if that’s so those of us who have slightly more realistic goals can certainly take heart.
I’m interested in what you have said with regard to restoring penile health and vitality through pumping. That’s something I would like to hear more about. I’m not reaching for the Viagara (or equivalent) as of yet, but I have noticed a fews after passing 40 that Mr. Happy needs a little more persuading than he once did.
Any thoughts on that?
Before: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you'll have to move real close.
After: I\'d like to show you something I\'m very proud of, but you guys in the front row will have to stand back.
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams (: