Originally Posted by igigi
There is also a “mystic” reason. Ever since we were created, our ancestors had the knowledge of the Gods when they were still walking on Earth among humans. Between other things they were known to have massive phallic apparatuses and women used to crave them and enjoy their water of life. Being one of the most famous one, my Lord Priapus which was always depicted with a giant erected penis. I pray to him, and one day I would like to look at least closer to him.
I think that you were talking serious about your beliefs however it is quite funny