I injured myself clamping

The blood had to go somewhere so it blew it out the side of the vein. I did go into a web site to see what hemorrhoids look like, (and never in my life did I ever think I would looking at pictures of hemorrhoid), compared to a lot of those pictures, mine isn’t that bad. Is this thing going to be with me forever?

Mravg, don’t scare the me. Post something a little more encourage, it’s bad enough that I have to tell my female doctor what I was doing that may have caused this, then bend over and shower the ugly skin ball coming out of my browned eyed winker. Thanks for the good luck.

You could probably tell her it happened during sex and that would be close enough. It is probably just a plain old hemmoroid. I hope you don’t need surgury to fix it.

sparkyx, Marco is not qualified. After all of that, he failed his qualification test so he is no longer on the list of second opinions. I should ask him if I could borrow his G string. No, that may irritate the hemorrhoid.

Surgery? What the fuck are you talking about? Surgery! I think it can be cut off, would that be considered surgery? When ever I hear of the word surgery, I think of some doctor with a big reflector hanging from his forehead, me drinking a bottle of whiskey, and he says, “Okay, this is only going to hurt for a minute.” Then AAAHHHHHHHH! The town is now awake.

Get out of here with your surgery shit.

Tnt, I find it hard to believe that you can get an instant roid like that, that seems unlikely. If it was instant and appeared from increased pressure then it must be something to do with veins or capilaries. You MUST tell the doctor how it happened or they might not examine it properly and give you an accurate assessment of it.

Either way, don’t worry, it is unlikely that you will need surgery, but I recommend the bottle of whiskey to help with the stress ;)

Take care.

Thanks jamessslash, I wouldn’t consider it instant. I was asleep for at least 6-7 hours before it was discovered. After I removed the clamp, my wife and lay in bed talked for awhile and sex then feel asleep. So were probably looking at about 9 hours before it was discovered.

About the accurate assessment, She (the doctor) is going to think I am weird. The bad part of it is we know each other on a first name basis. I’ve know her over fifteen years, and now I going to tell her that I go around pulling on my dick and if that isn’t enough I went to the local hardware store and bought this clamp for cables, so that i can tighten my dick with it so it can grow. Oh by the way Doc, I went from 6.5 to 7.25 in 3 months isn’t that great? what can you do about my other growth.

Dude, it’s going to be embarrassing.

Sound like you (ripped a hemorrhoid). I know of one other guy this happened to during lifting very heavy weights while doing squats. He told me that it did require surgery and was as he put it “A literal pain in the ass.” You must see a doctor and get advice. I know as a hemorrhoid sufferer myself they will go back in place, but if it is ripped only a doctor can tell you that. Best of luck.

Oh man! I have heard that squats can create hemorrhoids. I have been lifting lately, but I do very little squatting since I hate lifting weights period. I was trying to convince myself that this can be weight lifting instead of a PE injury, but I can’t justify it. I was hoping I could tell my doctor it was caused by weight lifting. You are absolutely right, this is a pain in the ass!

I don’t mean to get personal, but have ever had a huge jelly bean sized hemorrhoid before and if so, what did you do about it. What do you take for them. I have been searching and reading and many recommend some sort of pill. I can’t remember what the pill is called. One more thing, how long do they stick around. This is my first and it feels like my asshole is having a baby.

Well, mine have never been huge. However they have popped out a little bit on occasion. If yours is way out you need to go to the doc and have it looked at. I suspect that it will probably go back by itself, but if it is ripped it may not go back by itself. For mine I have used the hemorrhodial creams (Americane?). Also, diet is very important. You want a very high fiber diet when you are suffering with hemorrhoids. Dried plums, grape nuts cereal, lots of water, fruits-apples, bananas, etc… Stay away from coffee, and meats. Yours sounds really bad, but if you start with the cream now it should start to reduce in size in a few days. Expect to be sitting on pillows for the next month. Best of Luck.

Thanks quattot.

Sounds like you blew out a vein wall, and it is being contained (the blood) by the surrounding tissue (hence hard and discolored).

It may be able to heal on its own, but really, you need to see the Doc.

If you are really embarrassed, I think you could tell him you were doing heavy squats…the mechanism is similar enough to lead him to understand the injury and appropriate treatment.

The initial feeling was probably the inflation and rupture of the vessel, and with time it bled out into the surrounding tissues until the pressure built up enough to stop the bleeding.

The real question is…has the vessel sealed or is it still torn?

Eventually it would probably heal on its own, but its rather risky not to have it looked at by a pro.

Thanks sparkyx. I can’t stop looking at it with a hand mirror. I can’t believe how big it is. Since this morning, I have learned to cross legs putting one foot on other side of each other while standing and squeeze my but cheeks together so that I can blow my nose with out feeling like my ass is going to explode. I also do this, when I feel a sneeze coming on. This kind of pain really hurts. I hope I never get this again.

Also, if I have ever posted anything offensive or offended anyone of y’all since I have joined Thunders, I would like to this time to apologise and ask for forgiveness.

Hey Man, I don’t really mean to sound barbaric, but you should have your wife stick a needle in it to relieve some of the pressure. All it is, is a blood blister. The pain is coming from the pressure on all of the nerves. It’s similar to hitting your fingernail with a hammer. Years ago, I had a similar experience with a hemorrhoid. I couldn’t hardly walk. The pain was incredible. It popped on it’s on and it was like instant relief. If you do that, you really have to make a real effort to keep it clean. Load it up with Neosporin or some type of antibiotic ointment.

I don’t think you have to discuss PE with the doctor per se. It would probably be good enough just to say that you first noticed this problem during sex when you were doing a hard kegel and squeezing your erection around the base. Explain that you’re not sure whether the hemorroid might have been there before, or whether you actually caused it by squeezing this way.

That explanation sets up the same anatomical scenario you have when clamping, but it avoids all of the embarrassing disclosure.