I injured myself clamping

Last night while I was starting my first set of clamping, I was kegeling in some blood before I made the last click on the clamp, and I felt this really weird feeling, sort of like a bubble popping, near my colon. Clicked the last click on clamp, but I continued to think about that strange feeling. My wife walked in and asked what was wrong and I told her. As she started telling me to get the clamp, it was like I was already reading her mind, as she was telling me to get it off, it was already coming off. I had only had it on for about a couple of minutes if that.

She examined my colon area and found nothing wrong. We lay in bed for a bit talking, had our sex and fell asleep.

Early this morning I awoke to a pounding pain on my colon that felt like I was being stabbed with a hot nail. I woke my wife so that she can see what the problem was. The look on her face told me that it may not me good. She handed me a mirror. I saw this huge ball, about the size of a large jelly bean sticking out the side of my colon and it is rock hard. I have never in my life experienced this. I have never had a hemorrhoid.

She went out and bought me some hemorrhoid cream and suppositories. She put one of those little bullets up my ass and I thought my eye balls were going to pop out their sockets. My toes curled. That really hurt. I can’t even sit down, it hurts. Right now I am leaning on our breakfast bar writing this. Earlier this morning, I blew my nose and I thought my ass hole was going to explode. My wife is trying to get a hold of a doctor. Hopefully he can cut it off.
Does anyone of you clampers kegel while clamping? Also, do any of you know of any home remedies I could use till I can get in to see a doctor. The stuff my wife bought is not helping at all, this hurts bad. I surfed the net and all that I could find for a home remedy was to use Witch Hazel, That does not help either. HELP!

Why did this have to be first thread. Has this happened to any of you.

Wow, instant hemorrhoid. I have never heard of anything like that before. Just keep putting on the Preparation-H and try not to strain when you take a shit. Hopefully the ass doc can fix you up.

Not time for amateur’s…see the Urologist!

Agreed, you need to see one right away. And make sure you tell him the whole truth so he can really help you. I hope all goes well and please keep us informed.

Is it a rhoid? I started clamping a few months ago, but then gave it up after I suspected a link between clamping and strange new anal behaviors. I am interested in reading responses to your problem. Sorry I cannot help/advise you, though.

I don’t know if it is a hemorrhoid. But if it is drink aloe vera juice. Google aloe vera juice and see all the benefits of drinking it.

Oh dude, why did you have to tell me that. I just posted on a thread about being patient and taking care while PEing, cause who would want to have to go explain to a doctor why something happened, And here I am. I have a doctors appointment tomorrow at 11:00. Right now, I am thinking of sticking a pop cycle up my ass.

Thanks for posting. Dangle, this really hurts. I sneezed earlier and it feel like my whole entire inner body came out my ass hole.

I’m not looking forward to shitting either. My wife gentally rubbed ointment on it, and even the pain from that was intense. I imagine wiping my ass is going to be an experience of it own.

I have to see my doctor first and then it will be determined wheather I could be refered to a Urologist. It’s an insurance thing.

Gotta love those HMO’s. I was hoping Big Girtha would have chimed in by now since he does a lot of clamping and his doctor knows all about his PEing.

Anyway Good luck

I wonder how this happened? I’m thinking that when you kegeled, the blood couldn’t go forward into your dick, so the pressure went the other direction and blew a vein back there. I don’t know if this is anatomically possible.

Good luck. I don’t know if having the doc check out an ass hole injury is any better than checking out a dick injury. Not good either way. I am afraid it might not be a regular roid, so it might be necessary to tell the doc how you actually got it.

I don’t understand the connection between penis and ass. Is the jelly bean in your ass? :confused:

Confusing. Could someone explain (again) so us retards (that doesn’t have English as their mother tongue) can understand?

I hope it goes well TNT!

/Swensk

This is NOT the time to party!

Get your ass fixed first…then call Marco… to make sure you know what you’re doing! :bigwink:

Hey guys, I’m back. I had to go lay down for awhile. Swensk, the jelly bean in not in my ass hole but just right out side of it. It hurts like a mutha.

gprent, why did you have to mention taking a shit. I had to go bad, and man did it hurt, I almost whistled like a train. Has anybody ever experienced before?