I injured myself clamping

Dangle, I am not really sure, all I know is that I kegeled right before the last click on the clamp and my dick was already so swollen and rock hard, and I mean swollen huge (you clampers know what I mean). Could the blood not go anywhere else but out the side of the vessel.

Big Girtha doesn’t see any correlation to clamping and the rectum, but I know what I felt that night when I felt the pop near my colon during my last kegel. I will continue to clamp after I get this jelly bean cut off tomorrow, but lessons learned. If it is as rock hard that I said, why try to kegel more blood into it. TO GET IT BIGGER DICK OF COARSE. I will have more patience next time.

Thanks Dangle for your concern.

grx, I’m not the receiver, and I appreciate all that my wife does for me, but as for Marco, he laid it on the line and will probably get joked about this for along time, but he is for real, he stuck his neck out.

Yeah grx, I don’t get my ass rammed, I have other interest like pussy. Okay?

I had my doctors appointment with a Gastroenteritis yesterday. He told me that I should wait about 14 more days before I consider surgery. I said no I want it off now. He told me he would have to refer me to a surgeon. I was so pissed because I paid this guy to tell me to wait and he couldn’t get rid of my hemorrhoid to begin with because he wasn’t a surgeon, and to top that off, I got fucked. When he went to examine me, he had me pull my pants down and lay on the examining bed. My primary physician asked me to do the same thing, she put on a glove lubed her finger and felt the roid, she genitally squeezed it and told it was big and to see this other doctor and was it, I pulled my pants up and off I went. This Gastroenteritis lubed his finger and did the same as my primary physician, no problem, but it was when he shoved his finger up my butt hole and did the tornado this with his finger pissed me off. He didn’t even warn me and charged me $25.00 co pay. When I left that place, I can still fell his finger in my ass, it was gross. I bought a 12 pak of beer and went home and drank it.

I’m sure there is a smart ass comment I can make here somewhere…but I think you got bent over enough for now!

By the way, I didn’t break out my anatomy books, but I’m sure that the veins draining the penis at least pass by that area.

I find it impossible to believe it was just a coincidence that the vein ballooned up at the same time you clicked that last fateful click.

I’m sure it was due to the clamping.

Hope you do better bro!

Go ahead dude, if you a smart ASS comment, go ahead, let me hear it, I’m a good sport.

Thanks for your ‘hope your feeling better bro’ comment.

This is an old thread, my first to be in fact. I never had surgery to get the hemorrhoid removed, although I was put out and the doctor did a process called banding. An instrument is use that looks similar to a ink pen, but is actually a small vacuum. The hemorrhoid was sucked into this device and very small rubber band was set by the device at the root of the hemorrhoid. It is the same concept as they do when castrating sheep. My hemorrhoid was castrated. When I woke it hurt like hell, but it fell of a day and a half later. I don’t know when or where. I had the bed sheets change because I did not want that thing near me. Ms tnt ask what I would do if I found it. I told her I would put it in a straw to use it as a spit ball and shoot the neighbor kid with it, that brat. Well he has since grown up and a pretty cool guy.

So why am I opening this old thread? The hemorrhoid resurrected, it came back so I thought, but this time, it was not a hemorrhoid but an abscess about the size of that dam jelly bean. I had to have surgery.

I will post about it later, and the reason I am posting about it is because I had a very bad experience.

Whoa- an abscess - like staph or what?

No, It is called a Fistula.
The causes and symptoms of fistulas vary depending on their location. Anal and rectal fistulas are usually caused by an abscess. Symptoms include constant throbbing pain and swelling in the rectal area. Pus is sometimes visible draining from the fistula opening on the skin.

8 months ago I was moving a very heavy cast iron table saw. I felt something pop near my rectum. over the months it grew into an abscess, thus becoming a nasty fistula. i had to get it surgically removed and that hurt all to be dammed. This past month I was having trouble sitting down for long periods of time. walking long distance which I do a lot at work since the company I work for is a huge very large complex and I walk from building to building. Ms tnt made an appointment for me with a surgeon, and I was scheduled to be seen with in 2 days. They ran some tests that day and with in a couple days I was on the surgery table. From the day Ms tnt made the appointment, I was on the operating table less than 5 day from her phone call. Didn’t give me a chance to think it over.

my surgery was the 20th of this month. The doctor put me out, sliced what was the size of half the finger tip of my little finger, Then she dug out what she could, basically cleaned it out and it is just over an inch deep. The procedure is to leave the wound open to heal and to constantly clean any bacteria out of the open cavity that may come from wiping. I was sent home. It was an out patient surgery.

I hope many read this.

Here’s a lesson to you guys. When I was released to go home, I was numb down under and told to not let the pain get out of control since it would be hard to contain it. I was told to take 2 percocets (a pain reliever, a narcotic), When I got home and from there on take 1 to 2 as needed every 4 hours. I took 2 every 4 hours around the clock for 2 days, constipated the hell out of me and percocet causes that.

My chest felt really tight and just very uncomfortable and dehydrated. I didn’t have a bowl movement for 2.5 days. I was up to my throat with sewer. I quit taking the percocet cold turkey. Hours later I felt like my heart was going to beat out of my chest and I was getting cold sweats. My hands started shaking and my shoulders felt tingly.

Jenny immediately took me into emergency. Guess what it was? after my examination, I was told 1 was going through withdraws. I was told never to quit a controlled narcotic cold turkey, but to ease off of it. they gave me some thing to relax and to have bowl movement before I left the hospital.

I felt so better but the deep hole near my butt hole hurts all to be dambed and I am still trying to get regular. I had to see the doctor the next day and I told her that my right side hurt. She told me it was my liver asking for more percocet and to drink as much liquid as I could comfortably since I have to get all that percocet that is still in my system flushed, which could take months. She scolded me as well. The orders were to take 1 or 2 percocets as needed, if I did not need it, don’t take it.

I told her it was not explain to me that way, and when a guy is trying to come out of recovery, don’t be explaining anything to him until he is coherent.

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Sheesh! Wow. What an ordeal! I hope you get through this quickly, it can’t be comfortable at all!

Thank you sir, it is not comfortable at all. today I had my follow up and my doctor gave me another 2 weeks off.

I hope your healing gets going better, tntjockey. That sounds like a real tough spot to be in!

Thank you my old firend. By the way Pare, Where have you been. don’t see you around much and it has been a while.

How are you feeing TNTJockey?