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My teeth are slightly whiter and definitely pearlier.

Also, my SO has commented that the occasional boof breath I get is gone.

I do it now as part of my morning routine for 15-20 min but am using cold pressed Flax seed oil (I can’t seem to locate any cold pressed sesame - the health food store said it should arrive in a couple of weeks).

I’ve been consistently for about 3 weeks now and it has made my teeth much shinier (more sparkle)

I’ve never had bad breath problems so that’s not an issue for me but I still continue to have reasonably good breath and now whiter teeth :)

The return of jellybelly,

Sorry guys, been busy at work.(I had to or I would of been laid off like the millions of people)

Get ready for updates starting tonight.. :)

Been oil pulling with cold pressed Sesame for a couple of weeks now. I used to get some blood when brushing my teeth; gotta say oil pulling seems to have put an end to that.

I haven’t noticed any major whitening.

Haha lol that’s cute.

I’m glad it’s gone. :)

When asked to elaborate, she compared it to “garbage” and “rotting fish”. (:

I can only say that sesame oil may have been the cause of my libido reduction. I stopped the oil pulling and the taking of antioxidants for a few days and I’m back to normal.

Good to see you back Jelly. Looking foward to the updates.

Post # 5!

(Under the cosmetic section)

It’s been awhile and I am very sorry.. If I didn’t up my work effort, I would probably have to go back to escorting to support myself.. (Seriously) but lucky, the cuts at work has been in and I’m safe.. So straight into it..

Last month I was on set at paramount studios since a friend was filming a pilot. (AKA unpitched T.V show)

My friend was a pretty good looking guy. Imagine guy next door type. Doesn’t have model looks but definitely not ugly. Anyways, so we’re chilling out on set and he’s called to make-up. He goes in and get’s the normal routine of cover-up and a touch of powder so there’s no shine on camera. He then went off to shoot his scenes.

During this time, I am hovering over craft services stuffing my face (and pockets) with the abundant amount of free food/snacks. An alarm goes off (which means they are about to film a scene) and I run back into the building to watch my buddy. (Grabbing a hand full of cookies on the way)

Director yells “ACTION!” and he’s off doing his thing. After a couple more takes I could see the director’s face was a little annoyed and pissy. I turn to a production assistant and ask what’s up his butt today. In return he replies “Jason face is puffy, and it’s not looking well on camera.. We can’t shoot him like this, Anderson (the director) is thinking about bringing his second choice in”

^ Tough business huh?

Anderson then goes and has a talk with Jason and the makeup artist. To come and find out, my dumb-ass friend decided to gorge himself on taco bell the night before the shoot. Yea, that’s why his face is fucking bloated! Shit, If I was the director I would fire his ass myself. I’m not in the entertainment business but even I know not to eat fucking Taco bell, a night before going on camera.

The make-up lady was a sweet older women. She rushed in and told the director not to worry about a thing. She grabbed Jason hand and lead him into the makeup room for 5 minutes and Jason walked back out. I WAS FUCKING BLOWN AWAY. He face was so sharp and define that he LOOKED LIKE A MODEL!! He went from a circular face to a masculine/rugged looking character.

I thought she tapped back his skin or something with invisible tape because he looked so sharp! GOD DAMN! Just to say, the director was more then happy what Jason looked like. Hell, anyone would.

I rushed to the make-up artist and asked her what the fuck happen. She let me in on a secret.. You wanna know what it is? It’s gonna blow you away..

She says, all it is, is shadowing the face.

Basically what she told me is this.. You know the stuff girls use to shadow their eyes so it looks dark and sexy.. Well, take that and slight brush it against your jawline and cheekbones.. And even down the side of your noses.

This helps gives a more sharper look..

But the best thing is.. NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW YOUR WEARING IT. It’s invisible and it can bring out features in your face you didn’t even know you had. The make-up lady said “Every star uses this trick for red carpet events.. Boys and girls”

Here if your interested, next time go to a makeup store and look for this brand

BEN NYE

This brand is not know to the public and is most effective since it’s make-up used for stage and film. It’s not the same type of make-up you can find at the mall or any retail store. A lot of beauty salon supplier’s carry it or I’m sure you could even find it online. I advise you to try and find it in a store so that they can help you, find the right tone for your skin.

Hell, if you got a round face, or haven’t been hitting the cardio as much as you want.. Here’s a cheat.

- The more you know

Tip 6

(Under the category tits and ass)

This is so outrageous that even it’s a little far-fetch for ME. But you know what, I’m gonna still try it.

I was watching NBC news today and they were talking about skin care. Yap yap yap, It talk about how a lot of men’s faces are dull and dry due to us not taking care of our faces. And then they went onto the most expensive skin re-formals know to man. There was this cream, called “moalisisuina” or something like that, that contain diamond dust, liquidizer gold, and an exotic fishes SPERM!

The guest on the show (dermatologist) then went to say, the fishes sperm contains many ingredients that is all towards effect of good skin.

And then the host went on to say, Well a lot of people can’t afford that fishes sperm, is there another way for amazing skin?

The guest started blushing and said ” Actually, (giggles) this might gross out a lot of guys, but there is something equally as good if not more then the fishes sperm.. Human sperm have the exact same (if not more) then the fishes, it’s just not approve by the FDA and alot of people aren’t to happy to apply someone elses baby juice on their face.

(And they all started laughing)

I think you catch my drift of what I’m trying to come across..

Give me your ideas.. HAHA

Well we know from porno to avoid getting it in the eyes.

Jack Lalanne - Face Workout 2 of 30

Why not exercise your face muscles since we are exercises our other muscles!

Tell us how it goes. Lol.

A good argument for facials, I guess.

The sperm-in-your-face treatment is nothing new. What is new is that the treatment is openly discussed
on a public forum. Perhaps we males can now go green and start bottling our own personalized night cream.
Maybe we can even start bottling it and selling it and in the long run help the president stimulate the economy.
Need money? Sell your sperm!

Jellybelly, yea, keep us posted on your treatments.