Skeptic newbie to PE but will give it a serious try

Well hello everyone!

Found some enthusiasm to try this PE approach. I know I’ve got some size issues but never thought there is anything I could do about it until today. I am pretty laughable at 5” long and 4.25” in girth. Problem is, my dick also leans a little bit to the left (probably 10-12 degrees) which makes it look even shorter.

I will try out the newbie routine and see if I could gain anything from it. Also, any advice if there is any particular way I should jelq to straighten out my shaft? Any other tips would be appreciated. Thank you so much!

Welcome to thunder place direstrife I am also a newbie 4 weeks in all I can say is read as much as you can about PE and The thread in PIs and don’t get to over zealous. So far I have stuck to the newbie routine and intend to do so for the next few months as yet no real measurable gains but I do seem to hang heavier and when needed my EQ is good as they all say it seems to be all about consistency and as I have recently discovered constant heat if you can manage it. Good luck sir and I hope you achieve your goals

Hello direstrife, what is up?

Welcome to Thunder’s Place man.

Hello direstrife and welcome.

I am also newbie and all I can say is: read, read, read and read. Search in “FAQ” section, there are links for almost everything you need to know as a newbie.

Few steps I would recommend are:
1)set small goals rather than big one
2)the key is dedication, patience and regularity
3)listen to your body and feedback from your unit.
4) rest days are IMPORTANT!
5)read, read and read this forum for more information

From what I’ve already read, it seems that is recommended first focus on gaining length and after that on girth.
I’ve also seen somewhere that PE could straighten your shaft little bit but not totally. Not sure about it since my unit is perfectly straight, so I didn’t search for info about this case.

Hope something from it would help you and I wish you good PE career and experiences :-)

Welcome to the club, direstrife.

Start with the Newbie Routine, (Or if your PIs suffer at all try the Linear Newbie Routine. Focus on learning correct technique, staying injury free, and “listening” to your penis. Read lots and keep in touch. This is a very pro-active and supportive bunch.

We’re glad you’re here.

Good luck.

Thanks guys, that was a pretty warm welcome lol. :) I’ll read as much as I can and would def report back on my progress. The stats on your signatures are very encouraging and I hope I could get close to that even just a little hehe.

Most guy’s success is directly proportionate to the amount of time, persistence and dedication they’re willing to give. Looking forward to hearing about your progress.

5 inch gang

So there is a 5-inch “club” huh? Lol!

I don’t bother about my length too much, although I don’t mind getting extra in that department. It’s my girth that needs work!

I’ve read that that your unit needs to be more erect when jelqing to affect more on girth. So my first session was last night and I guess my first roadblock is keeping a a good erection for 10mins whilst jelqing. At most I could maintain about 40%-50% erection, is that fine to start with?

The two inch club

The 3\" Club

4 Inch Girth Club

The 5\" club

Welcome to Thunders,
Yeah I found it hard at the beginning maintaining a good erection level for jelqing. With concentrating on your technique, counting, watching the time, thinking about heat, it all gets a bit to much. But it will get easier.

I think the main thing is that you have some blood to move around, (so not totally soft), and avoid being anywhere near 100% erect, especially at the newbie stage. So with a 40% - 50% erection, I don’t see you getting into to much trouble. You can work on the details later. Remember, most injuries happen in the first couple of months, so be carefully. Good luck :)

There so much information here it’s incredible. If you look close enough, there’s probably even a “I’m going to Bash you with a Club” Club.

Good Hunting. :smack:

I believe that club was deleted in 2003 after the Great Thunders War. There was a dispute about the size and shape of the clubs. Cracked skulls and blue balls everywhere. Blood running down the halls. It was before my time here, but I still hear whispers about it.

Hi there direstrife!

Good to have you here, and I wouldn’t worry about size too much. You say laughable, I say average. Nothing wrong with that, and with some work you might end up a lot more confident.

As said before, the point is to start slow and end big. This thread is one of the best and gives you an easy starting routine: Linear Newbie Routine. This might be worth a read too: https://penis-e nlargement-faq. … ndersplace.org/.

You have some questions, so maybe I can give some answers:

- 40-50% erection level is actually perfect for jelqing, you need some blood to move around. 100% erect jelqing is quite dangerous, I would not try that.

- A curved penis to the side is no problem for jelqing, and the curve can actually become slightly better. Not by much. I am curved to the left, and it seems a less pronounced now.

Finally I would like to say this: always start with a good warm up, stretching is more important than you realize, do your kegels and most importantly don’t overthink and don’t overtrain.

Good luck!

Direstrife, you want the truth? Your penis is close to average, a tad smaller, a tad. Not smalll, definitely not laughable.

I sense 6X5 for you in a year from now. Above average.

Welcome mate. Ask anything.

Good luck, although luck has nothing to do with PE I think.