Trouble reading measurements

Hey thunders, having trouble measuring lately. Usually my cock sticks almost straight up and is curved to the left which is making it hard getting a bone pressed measurement. Even when I do measure the right way my penis curvs up when held straight out so its skewing my measurements. I only get about 6-6.5 by that method but I can almost swear I’m a true 7” or longer. Measuring and pressing in from the side I get 7.5” which is also incorrect way of measuring. Anyone have any advice on how I can measure effectively?

Put the penis straight to the floor and keep it like that, then put on the top (not on the side) of the penis a rigid ruler and push it into the pubic bone!

here you have a correct Bone pressed measurement man.

That would hurt like hell. I have a huge upward curve and it’s painful if I point it towards the floor

That’s how you need to do it. Obviously don’t try to bend your cock off. You need to measure from the top. Anything else is inconsistent.

It really doesn’t matter what the ruler says, as long as you are measuring the same way every time. You are not measuring so that you get the biggest possible measurement, you are measuring so you can see if you have grown.
To do that you only have to have a consistent way of measuring. You don’t ‘score points’ for claiming a big length here, unless you are posting measured pics. Most guys who claim a big length here but won’t post measured pics are full of crap anyway. :)

In the ‘real world’ you can claim what you like; no one is going to get a ruler out and force you to prove it.

Oh I’m aware I just don’t want to say yah I have an 8” cock and not have one. I just measured my palm to tip of my finger which was 6.9 and pushed my dick down and used that to measure. Ruler is too inconsistent for me. Got a measurement of 7.3” which is pretty accurate in my opinion. I just used my hand length over my dick and measured the remaining amount left out.

Measure the depth of your fat pad, then use a tailor’s tape (flexible vinyl tape measure) to measure the penis along the top, not bone pressed. Take a pen and mark a line on your shaft at the base. Use that as the point to measure from for both the fat pad, and the tailor’s tape.

Add fat pad depth to the measure on the tape. This will be the most accurate way other than bending it straight

I have a strong curve makes me impossible to measure when I’m totally hard. I decided to measure along the curve and then measure the fat pad with a hard ruler.

My advice is to take two measurements, one following the curve and the other straightening your penis.

Alright thanks I’ll try that out.

Can I suggest something? Measure the width of your 4 fingers closed together. Get an erection and a marker, preferably something that will not leave a perminent mark, something you can wash it off. Press your index finger on top of your penis to the pubic pone. Mark the spot in which your little finger will rest on the upper side of the saft. From there place again 4 fingers, mark the spot etc. It’s a way that doesn’t stress you, cause many guys, including me, are ruler shy. No ruler involved, no measuring tape.

You’ll get a pretty accurate measurement, with a small deviation of, 0.1 to 0.2 maybe, which is nothing.

Idea taken from my girlfriends. They measure dick with the size of their hands around it. They get a pretty accurate idea of penises. Except they forget to measure the width of their fists, so I always hear “It was almost two hands long ” or ” I could grab it with both hands and still was going ” etc.

Can it be stupid or not? Just a thought.

i agree , and i assure you i have a very upward curve and straighten the penis is not easy but to measure i always do it.