A question for the "natural biggies"

A-unit said something that has got me thinking, and probably this should get posted somewhere else as a totally separate thread but I’ll air it out here first. What a-unit said was ” I now realize I want 10x8 so women will have to wash and caress it like a baby.” This of course everyone here at thunder’s knows would be a wonderful thing, and I want to give a-unit credit for thinking up such a profound vision but I feel I should point out that just because your cock is the size of a baby does not guarantee that your lover will treat your huge meat with all the love and tenderness she would if it was a real live baby. Which is exactly why I think we of extraordinary size, and the rest of you too, should sew up little clothes to slide over our cocks that would make them seem much more like real babies. Just think how cute they would be in a fuzzy blue jump-suit and bonnet. And if you get to thinking about it, why stop there. How ‘bout a little sailor suit or even a fireman - the hat is already finished. The possibilities are staggering. This would encourage roll playing. Think about it. Policeman penis pulls over Valerie vagina for a routine inspection, “Mam, I’m afraid I’m going to have to do a cavity search.” “Do you have a warrant?” She asks. “No, but I’ll take this funny little cop suit off my cock if you let me fuck you now.”

Anyway, it’s just an idea for a business. With the economy the way it is, you unemployed folks need to start thinking outside the box. A line of cock-clothing may be just the ticket. And lets face it, nothing interesting has happened in men’s fashion since the loin cloth. We could start displaying our dicks on the outside again, and surround them with props that fit the season. This is where it would get fun. Halloween time comes, you slip your dick into it’s scarecrow suit and stick little pumpkins all around, with little bits of Velcro or something - sure, it will take some tweaking.. Nobody said having your own business was going to be easy. Then Christmas comes and you strap on your miniature nativity scene and slip your cock through, into the cradle and voila your schlock has been magically transformed into the little baby Jesus. You could carve shocked expressions into the faces of the three wise men. Which, of course, no one would believe were so wise anymore.. I mean standing around your cock like that. Talk about the ultimate duping. Kind of like 9/11 . Easter comes, you’ve got a bunny’s backside stretched over your swollen tool. Or just put an egg shell over it, and go hide in the bushes before the big hunt.

Forgive me lord!

Is that what I meant?

Holy shit, I have to be more careful about what I type!

My view was more about worship and devotion actually, and her appreciation for my um, divinity.

Chuby

I am not so sure if really nothing happened. Back in the 16th and 17th century they had some great ideas already, I think…

And folks, this thread slowly starts to get out of hand.
But I love the way it does :-)

Ok, I think I have to keep my promise and give an answer to my own question too.

Yeah, I knew I was naturally big but to be honest had no real idea in what percentile of big I was.
Only when I started to get dick-wise in here, where no porn inches are counted but real inches count only I started to understand how much I was already blessed.

I just knew I never got complaints about missing size, but a (fortunately very) few complaints about being too long.
And when I was getting out of the sex frenzy of my twenties and slowly settled down into (mostly) monogamous lifestyle, the question was anyhow not that important anymore.

But then comes the other crucial point in a man’s life: the mid-life. It hit me but never struck me hard.
Just some melancholic moments as the kids started leaving the house and I realized my little gut I had developed was quite resistant to reduction attempts.
And the general physical endurance slowly going down if I didn’t train weekly 1 or 2 times.
The sum of all this small needle stings ended up in myself getting conscious that I really had to change things in my mid-life.

Now, a man after 40 has three choices: a girlfriend, a convertible car or a heart attack. And if it doesn’t work with the girlfriend, there still is golf.
(Obviously a joke from pre-Viagra times. And I once told it to my CEO in the first week of employment. He is a convertible-driving golf player…).

I am actually not in the mood for a girlfriend besides my Madame, I gave up having a car some years ago and golf is not really interesting for me.
As Madame and me are really open to each other (she has to go through the menopause with all the ups and downs too right now) we had a few chats about that.

Then, on our wedding day last September she asked me quite directly: so, what would you like to do against your mid-life crisis.
My answer slipped right out of the subconscious: I want to get a bigger dick! I am a thin guy but I want to have a real huge one!
She looked a bit amused and skeptic and first said: ok, but how?
I told her I knew there are manual PE techniques and that it seems they are working and I’d like to try it.
To my big surprise she simply said: Ok, if it’s safe and you promise me to be cautious then go for it.

I then made a few evenings of reading on the web and quite soon found TP.
The approach, the open minded atmosphere and tonality in here convinced me, so here I am.

So basically I do PE because I want to get rid of my midlife-crisis and because I don’t like to play golf.

Digio

What a great way to write a first post.
I loved it!

And naturally, to all the other contributors to this thread:

A big thank you!

This gives me quite some insight and makes me think about my real, my inner motivation source too.
So thank you for giving in and sharing.

R65

I began PE knowing I was above average. But, I have always enjoyed bodybuilding, so I figured “why not?” Now I want to be bigger, have had SOME success, but it seems it’s never enough. :)

I find myself setting goals with PE the same as I have with the rest of my body. I love being able to change things about myself. I’m my own personal science experiment.

Great posts guys! And chuby, you’re imagination is really outside the box, keep it coming!

That is very, very cool. One day i’ll get around to tellin my lady about my PE. Til then, I’ll just enjoy watchin her face as she enjoys the fruits of my labor :)

A unit — I never had a girl talk about dick size till the girlfriend I have now. On one hand she talks all the time how much she loves every aspect of my penis, having sex with me, and on & on. I have to admit it makes me feel good.

On the other hand, literally, we were watching a TV reality show, and this guy had really big hands & long fingers. She commented, “I bet he has a huge dick.” She has also commented before that she’s admitted to checking out a man’s buldge in his pants to see how big he was, as though she would pre-screen him before having sex. She has told me that she has never been with a man with a small penis, & most have been above average. She says that she is somehow drawn to men with above average penises mystically. I’m thinking, how is it possible that she’s had sex with say 7-8 guys (according to her) & yet she hasn’t had a smaller to average sized dick? Really? And then she’s told me that she had a guy with a really long but skinny dick, a guy who was super thick but short, one with a weird birthmark, one with a really big head, etc, etc.. Yeah, how many members here believe that she’s only been with 7-8 guys?

Any how, my point is why the F#$@ is she even making “big dick” remarks about other men? It makes me feel great when she says nice things about mine, but when she talks about others’ dicks, it makes me wonder what kind of girl she is. Is she pulling the wool over my eyes? So I can totally relate to your experiences a-unit.

Here’s another thing. We all read the polls about the majority of women not really caring about the size of the dick, as long as it’s not too small (like less than 4 inches). Many of these women talk as if the average is just fine, in fact maybe even perfect, and some say that if he’s any bigger, it’s just a bonus but not important. Really??? Well then why in my experience, most of the women I know or women that share other women’s experiences, get all excited about the prospect of some guy packing a big dick? If penis size really doesn’t matter, than why bring it up whether some random guy has a big dick? Psychologists say that around 20% of women care if a guy has a big dick & 80% of men are concerned whether they are big enough. Well it seems to me that there’s a large population of women that are responsible for men questioning if they’re big enough. Why would a man care if another man is bigger? A small dick feels just as good in a vagina as a big dick. Ok, I realize I’m ranting, so I’ll stop here. I wonder if anyone else has similar experiences as mine.

Hi, guys. First post here. Been PEing on and off the last two years. Okay, that aside, here’s my answer..

Pre PE I was NBPEL 7 1/2, BPEL 8, MEG 5 7/8

Most girls I’ve been with told me I was large. Maybe I had a bad case of porn goggles but, while flattered, I was skeptical that they were totally serious. So I knew I was big but at the same time I didn’t. Make since?

My analogy is its like being picked for the football team but being picked LAST. Like just barely making it into the big boy club. I felt like if I was gonna be called big, by golly, I was gonna BE big.

5+ Hours away from wife, kids and responsibility; drinking beers with your buds; overly cleavage’d, hot young cart girls that work on tips; driving over someone’s finely manicured grass in a 4-wheeler that never quite goes as fast as you want it to; taking out some frustrations by whacking a little white ball as hard as you can; searching for said, lost, little white ball while strolling through the field on a sunny breezy perfect summer day; a game that can never be beat and an endless stream of challenges and courses to play for ages 3-103; the only other thing besides sex that you don’t have to be good at, to enjoy?

What’s not to like!

For me is about increasing penile health. I find myself stopping the routine for periods of time. My minds is more on health that on gains so far.

Some women, whether overtly or covertly, like to have one over on their bloke.

If it really bothers you, ask her not to do that any longer.

She may just plainly feel like she’s being modern and cool and want to talk “guy” talk, but if its effecting your relationship, say something.

My ex merely liked the control and after my youngest was born it got way worse, to the point where I slept on the couch in my office for the last two years of that episode of my life.

Damn a-unit, I feel for you buddy.

Glad my lady only has eyes for me. And my growing dick.

Do PE make that dick huge and balls deep the bitch saying, “How you like me now bitch, HOW YOU LIKE MY DICK NOW? Big enough ? Split her hole man.