A-unit said something that has got me thinking, and probably this should get posted somewhere else as a totally separate thread but I’ll air it out here first. What a-unit said was ” I now realize I want 10x8 so women will have to wash and caress it like a baby.” This of course everyone here at thunder’s knows would be a wonderful thing, and I want to give a-unit credit for thinking up such a profound vision but I feel I should point out that just because your cock is the size of a baby does not guarantee that your lover will treat your huge meat with all the love and tenderness she would if it was a real live baby. Which is exactly why I think we of extraordinary size, and the rest of you too, should sew up little clothes to slide over our cocks that would make them seem much more like real babies. Just think how cute they would be in a fuzzy blue jump-suit and bonnet. And if you get to thinking about it, why stop there. How ‘bout a little sailor suit or even a fireman - the hat is already finished. The possibilities are staggering. This would encourage roll playing. Think about it. Policeman penis pulls over Valerie vagina for a routine inspection, “Mam, I’m afraid I’m going to have to do a cavity search.” “Do you have a warrant?” She asks. “No, but I’ll take this funny little cop suit off my cock if you let me fuck you now.”
Anyway, it’s just an idea for a business. With the economy the way it is, you unemployed folks need to start thinking outside the box. A line of cock-clothing may be just the ticket. And lets face it, nothing interesting has happened in men’s fashion since the loin cloth. We could start displaying our dicks on the outside again, and surround them with props that fit the season. This is where it would get fun. Halloween time comes, you slip your dick into it’s scarecrow suit and stick little pumpkins all around, with little bits of Velcro or something - sure, it will take some tweaking.. Nobody said having your own business was going to be easy. Then Christmas comes and you strap on your miniature nativity scene and slip your cock through, into the cradle and voila your schlock has been magically transformed into the little baby Jesus. You could carve shocked expressions into the faces of the three wise men. Which, of course, no one would believe were so wise anymore.. I mean standing around your cock like that. Talk about the ultimate duping. Kind of like 9/11 . Easter comes, you’ve got a bunny’s backside stretched over your swollen tool. Or just put an egg shell over it, and go hide in the bushes before the big hunt.
Forgive me lord!