Animal experiments

LMAO WTF?!?!?!?

This is a joke right?

You’re going to buy a load of monkeys or something, tranquilise them, then stick a Bibhanger on them or sit there and jelq them?

Ewwwww….

Seeing a Hannibal Lecter avatar say that this is not a wise idea makes me piss myself.

OMG!

I just had to wipe away the tears to type this, and my stomach hurts from laughing.

I doubt that doing animal experiments would uncover anything. I think of PE like body building. Everyone gets different results and one workout does not work for everyone.

BTW, I would be pissed if the chimp was making gains faster than me. He would have to do his own PE :)

You know Tube, all those experiments are ruled (and sometimes even enforced to carry out…) by law.
All this companies (the legal ones) must be heartily give good reasons to justify it…

matti

Tube,

This is an interesting idea…but unfortunately one that I don’t think that’s going to happen.

Just think about the logistics, ok? First you need to find an animal that has a genetic makeup not unlike humans. Then you need to feed and house them. Next comes proper laboratory equipment and educated lab techs. That budget of $500? Gone after the first chimp.

It’s good that you’re tossing out ideas, and that you’re trying to push the envelope. This kind of enthusiasm in a board member is very refreshing and I applaud you for it. Unfortunately, this just isn’t the idea that’s gonna do it. Back to the drawing boards…

Besides post-PE tissue dissection, what would using animal models yield that using human subjects wouldn’t? You’re right that controlled studies are necessary to best identify what works and what doesn’t — and what individual differences may moderate results — but I don’t see why humans wouldn’t be your ideal subject. See “The Experiments” section of Thunder’s, and especially Bib’s thread where he collected data to test his LOT theory (a great first step toward understanding individual differences in response to PE protocols). The only problem with people is ensuring good compliance.

I rarely laugh out loud reading this forum… Where is Langemann on this one.. Stretching with the chimpanzee anal!

Man - I know pe works and I will use my time to apply it to myself…

If anyone here hears about me pulling on an animal’s plonker every day for any sort of experiment, please hunt me down and shoot me…

PE’ing animals! hahaha Now I’ve heard it all!

Man that’s hilarious…

I might force my dog to do some bench presses whilst I’m at it…

Seriously man, do it for yourself, grow a bigger dick and forget about the animals…

nb - Humans have the biggest penis per size of any primate - a gorilla’s erection is about 2” or less with a chimpanzee penis being around 3” erect… Good luck trying to attach the hanger to a flaccid penis of around 1” or less…

Yo!

I know these four girls from Norway and they’ll volunteer to erect jelq a few dogs for some NOTPEPSI.

On a side note, I once heard that you can get a job jacking off pigs.

You people are weird.

I have a friend who operated on chimps without any training. They just said “today you’re going to open up these chimps cut some shit and sew them back up”. This friend had no medical training of any kind. But perhaps the university did get the go ahead from some animal law organization, I don’t know.

By the way, chimps are too expensive. I’m thinking pigs might be a good option.

Tube,

>On a side note, I once heard that you can get a job jacking off pigs.<

Well it’s one way to avoid paying speeding fines.

SS4

Please people,

I realize the concept is somewhat humerous, but I think we’ve had enough mocking of my ideas. We’ve got it out of our systems.

If you have something constructive to criticize then do it. Otherwise keep it to yourself please. You’re scaring away my supporters. ThundersPlace is not about mocking new ideas, at least as far as I can tell. Many researchers conduct experiments on animal models, just because we’re experimenting on penises doesn’t make it a bad idea.

-Tube

constructively then…

Most mammals have a penis which is completely sheathed within the body when it is not erect. This prevents an animal which does not stand on its hind legs all the time (like humans) from damaging its penis when running about. This is why you can’t see a dog’s penis when it is not aroused…

This means that hanging is out…

Jelqing would by nigh on impossible too as how do you get an animal to remain at 80% erect? And how do you jelq an animal? I’m thinking it might be illegal?

Add to this pigs have a corkscrew shaped penis which i think would make even the physical act of jelqing impossible - even if you could keep it at 80% erect and also know when it was "getting close" so you could calm it down a bit…

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Thanks for the info BigJ. I didn’t say there wouldn’t be issues to overcome.

I’m no animal rights extremist, but it seems to me that manipulating animals’ sex organs, then killing them and dissecting them, all in the name of human vanity, is arrogant, cruel, and misguided.

On a practical note, I think that a rigorous, well designed study with humans would be much more effective. It’s the right species, the subjects can do the experiments themselves, and they can provide their own verbal and written feedback. Even if you pay the participants, it might prove to be more cost effective than overseeing the care, dissection and disposal of a bunch of animals.