Animal experiments

Ok, I may be crazy, but I seriously want to put together a team of people that would collectively be able to design an experiment where we test PE hypotheses on animal models. The animals would have to be relatively cheap and with a penis sufficiently similar to human penises. Also, we would need someone with the ability to obtain animal tranquilizer drugs, and someone with the ability to administer these drugs properly. Any doctors or veterinarians want to help me with this?

I believe this would be a very important step towards uncovering some of the mysteries of PE. We may even be able to tell what techniques are the best. We can dissect tissues to find out what happens to the cells. We can answer questions relating to optimal rest periods, optimal duration of hanging sets, effectiveness of ADS devices and more.

If you are interested PM me. I would need at least some of you to live near me. PM me your location if you’re interested.

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yeah, that’s what I want to do with my spare time, pull on a chimpanzee’s dick for 30 - 60 minutes a day.

Seriously, I can appreciate the idea and its potential for understanding the why’s and how’s of PE, but I just care that it does indeed work.

I guess you’re not very curious then.

Do you care if we find ways for PE to work better/faster?

Curious, just not that curious.

Hey it’s a good idea though. Good luck. (and watch out for P.E.T.A.)

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Are you kidding here??

Put your hands off from experimenting with animals… It’s a bit obsesive, don’t you think?

matti

indeed

Yes, I am serious. And I don’t think its obsessive at all. You are after all at a site where people use themselves as guinea pigs by experimenting on the only sexual organ they will ever have. Everyone here is obsessive by default.

Plus I think this experiment would be fun. I am a builder/experimenter by nature. I would actually enjoy conducting this experiment.

The benefits to the PE community would be very great. I don’t know for certain that we will come up with any definite answers but we would at least have fun trying and would learn about animal biology/dissection/animal penis structures.

Plus I like teamwork. And experimenting like this is to me a lot like exploring. Its going into uncharted territories. Working at at forefront of human knowledge. Going where no one has gone before. That sort of thing.

I could go on.

Personally I think you guys are a little weird for thinking this is a bad idea. Dang. No sense of adventure. You don’t want any answers? You like all the half assed theories that get passed around at this site? Are you satisfied with gaining 1 or 2 inches over several years? Anyone here want four inches in 2 years like me? Anyone here not want to leave their gains up to chance? “Oh well, its looks like I’m a slow gainer” Hmm, whats a plateau? Never gained a centimeter of girth in 2 years? Oh well, maybe you can try one of the other 50 PE exercises out there. MAYBE one of them will work. Too bad you’ll have to spend 6 months before you know if any of them are working. Yah, the state of PE is perfect.

Give me a break.

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I think that’s illegal bro.

Why?

With the shit scientists and cosmetic companies and food processing companies pull off, I doubt its illegal. You don’t need any kind of license to operate on live animals, I know that.

In my opinion these experiments would lead to no-where.

Look, we have some slow-gainers here, some fast-gainers…..
So you see there are also differences how individuals of the human race react on different exercises.
And now you want to make experiments with a different race.
I don’t think you can really compare the results of the experiments with the results
men would have from the exercises being tested……

This is also a problem when they try to develop a new medicine. What works with a mouse doesn’ have to work with humans…..

Tube,

I agree that more investigation of the various PE exercises is warranted. The problem that springs to mind is that you are still not removing the discrepancy of genes. By that I mean, just as humans grow at different rates, so will any animal you choose to study.(As stated by Rising up to 7)

I think that a dissection of the statistical overview (already at hand I may add) may be of greater value.That is, from these statistics, it may be possible to disseminate which exercises you should do when you begin PE, what exercises to change over to and when, etc.

Obviously this will not eliminate the “gene” factor, but it will give the greatest chance to the majority to enjoy quick gains.

Perhaps what is warranted is a series of polls which would give the precise information so that a definitive routine maybe developed.I would think that the polls should be simple and concise in natural so as to eliminate as many variables as possible.

Maybe;
1. Time you spend PEing each day
2. Schedule (eg 3 on 2 off)
3. Exercises performed
4. Any supplements taken
5. Time of day (eg morning or evening)
6. Gains achieved at each stage

I’m sure that there are other critical factors that should be included.
I like to believe that I am a very scientific and clinical person. It’s not good enough to say to me “Do it and it will work”. I NEED to know why it works.
I think we ALL need to know why it works, or at least, the factors that will make it work.

Once we are armed with that information, we may then develop a “programme” that will benefit the majority of us in the minimum time frame.

Tube,

Why don’t you experiment with yourself?? It is much more funny!!!

You could try “Matti’s Road Roller Squeeze” on your penis, but must be at least about 2 tones heavy to work well. Please, let me conduct the experiment…

Not, seriously… The idea is not acceptable because if you want to be fair, you should experiment only with voluntary subjects.

matti

If animal experiments meant nothing, people wouldn’t use them so much.

Medicine, drug development, cosmetics, biologists, psychologists, chemists, sociologists, biomedical engineers, and many more PhD’s all use animal models.

There are many things to learn. We still don’t even know which techniques work best, nor how many rest days. I don’t even know what I plan to learn yet because I haven’t designed the experiment yet.

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Andrew, I hear you. I still want to do this though.

I’m tired.

Good night everyone.

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