Caught while pumping?

After reading a lot of our posts, I figured it was time for me to buy a pump. So instead of actually buying a pump from a porn shop, or ordering one online, I chose to build on myself since the lady could easily find a receipt and not to mention there expensive.

I bought the mitivac from Autozone and the tube from pet smart, assembled it, and did my first session. While I’m doing my session I started to think of how imberassing it would be if I was to get caught by the misses. Also I have no idea what i would tell her if she found the damn thing.

One thing I love about this pump that I bought is the fact that I can separate the pump from the tube so i can hide it in two locations.

Have any of you been caught either in the act, or had your wife or girlfriend find your pump? What did you tell her?

Also, any good ideas on where to hide the thing? I swear she was a private investigator in her past life because I cant get away with shit!

Its worse for her to find stuff that you are hiding from her…if your hiding it…obviously you are guilty about it.

I told my wife before I even started that I was going to try and do some penis enlargement…so if she comes across stuff…I told her!

One of the approaches guys use here (if your old enough) is to tell her that you have noticed some decreased performance (hardness, etc) and you have read that certain exercises help reverse it and help you maintain sexual health into older age.

If you frame it that way, it doesn’t hit them as so perverse.

Better to explain before hand than try and come up with something as she waves a cylinder in your face, while she looks at you like you are some sort of pervert…while you stutter out some explaination. :)

Damn sparkyx, I just dont know if I can just tell her. Im only in my late 20’s so I cant use the “cant get it up” excuse because she knows thats bullshit.

I pictured myself getting caught and I know I would probably just make myself look like an ass trying to stutter out an excuse. I think it would be much worse than being caught masterbating. “which I have” :-(

Wow you have some relationship problems, go to a sexual therapist. It’s obvious that you and your lady are not sexually open/comfortable with each other. That is NOT healthy for a serious relationship. Try getting everything out in the open and if she can’t accept you opening up drop that bitch like a dime from the top of the empire state building.

What are you a fucking counselor?
Are you insane? So your saying to go to a therapist and say “She just doesn’t understand why I hang dumbbells off my dick and stick it in a bicycle pump a few times a day”. I don’t think that’s a sign of relationship problems. I can guarantee you that most people would be embarrassed to get caught using a penis pump.

I would like to know how many people actually tell there wives they hang weights off there cocks and shove them in pumps. I know some folks do and that’s great, but I don’t think that’s a majority. Nor do I think they have relationship problems.

Useful advice is appreciated.

You shouldn’t have to hide things from your partner. What’s the point if you can’t be 100% honest with them? As of right now the only use I can see for your partner is sex (which can’t be too great seeing how conservative she is) if you have to do things secretly being worried what she’ll think of you when she discovers you want a bigger penis to please HER like 99.9% of the male population. Wow drew, you’re such a freak, you want to PLEASE your girl friend and feel better about yourself? You belong in the loony bin!

In between the irony and sarcasm of the post above, therein lies a point …somewhere.

:rolleyes:

The truth is, PE savvy partners are great. Not only will it give you more freedom for your workouts it can be fun and an ego boost to your self esteem. You expect criticism, but what you will get is stuff like, “Well if you really want to but your size is FINE.” I promise you will not hear, “God yes, by all means try and make it bigger” Nor will you hear, “My God you are a pervert.” Filling her in will be one of the best PE investments you will ever make. Have fun with it. Incorporate PE with sex-play. This what you should do. One day when you expect to have sex with her, do a pre-sex pump. When she sees that extra 1/2 to 3/4” post pump girth she will most definitely notice the difference. After a marathon sex session ask her, would you like my girth to be like this all the time? It can be eventually, but until I can make permanent gains, you can have this thick dick anytime you want. All I need is about three 10 minute sets with this thing at low to moderate pressure. You will be surprised, she will most likely get off on it.

Then you can buy a better cylinder.

Hey thesky,

Calm the fuck down. OK?

Well I guess there was a little lag in my posting; I got called away for a PM. Now that I’m back I see Theskyisthelimit was being serious with his therapy suggestion. I thought he was kidding.

No, you don’t need a sex therapist because you hide PE from your S/O. This is a perfectly normal response, and the choice of most members here, even though I think it is better to tell her, I can certainly understand you reluctance to do so. But I assure you she would take this better than you think. Tell her if you can or PE in stealth. But even if you choose to pump in the closet, like the majority of members here, I don’t think you need therapy just because you choose to keep this a secret. But then again, who knows. We may all need therapy before this is all said and done.

I think everyone should do some sort of therapy, but just because you hide your insecurities from your loved one, doesn’t make you in desperate need of help. It is totally normal like BG said.

I asked my GF if I could find a way to make my cock bigger if she would be ok with it, and she said ya, but don’t break it lol. And gave me an idea, “not much bigger please” hehe, sure babe, sure. ;)

I can see how some women might worry that we go too far with PE. Women are as disillusioned by porn as men. They see us sitting in front of Lexington Steel with our dick in a tube pumped up to what appears twice our normal size, they might be concerned that we may over do it and make our dicks into something they might find a little hard to take. Most women, that is. Mine would actually cheer me on in a situation like that. “Yeah, baby. Can you make it even bigger?” ;) But what can I say, I’ve spoiled her.

Sorry :(

Lucky guy, you are. *yoda voice*

I told my wife about a month into it, I was a bit nervous about telling her and how she would react. I showed her the site and told her all about the exercises. I have to say it is a lot better with her knowing about it. Now I just tell her I’m going to do my exercises and she says okay.

I think many times women get insecure like, “I’m happy with you…why do you need a bigger dick…who are you trying to impress?”

Why do many wives and girlfriends get phreaked if they find we are jerking off when they aren’t around?

We think that they think we are perverts…actually I think for many of them, it hits them as a threat…that maybe they aren’t “enough” for us.

They act like its perverted, to hide their own insecurities about it, but many of those same women will get very turned on to watch us jerk off with them watching.

So, I think the big thing, like GB says is to talk about it in a way that doesn’t tap into their insecurities.

I think you can reassure them, while keeping it fun by saying things like BG said.

I think if you said that you read that women respond to increased girth, and you get turned on thinking about how she will react to an additional 1/2 inch when you use it on her.

The key words being ” how SHE will react when you use your new thick dick on HER.

You are a young guy, so I will pass on what took me 30 years to figure out with women.

Most of the time when they bring up things like how they look, or if they are accusing you of being interested other women…what they really want is for you to reassure them that they are special to you, and they are the only one that you are interested in.

Learn that now, and you will save yourselves YEARS of arguements and misunderstandings.

If you don’t believe me, try next time you see her looking at some good looking guy on tv or on the street, say something like, “is that something you find interesting?”

Listen to how she answers you, and you will get some idea of how she wants to be reassured when the shoes on the other foot.

Of course, if she says “yes, he is something I’m interested in”…your in more trouble than you thought! :)