Real Average Must Be Bigger

Sure! Measuring in centimeters, right? :D

Or just trolling…

Measure balls side from the base instead of on top. Pull you dick up to your belly button, measure from the tip to where it goes in. That measurement pics up an extra length. It’s also the wrong way to measure, but I digress…..

You can also hold the ruler between your ass crack, point it forward, move it up and down to see where your measurement is biggest, then add an inch. Seems that’s the standard gay method anyways.

It’s standard anywhere else than TP, I suspect. (:

I read this and almost lost it. I know exactly what you meant and that I’m now taking it out of context, but it was funny.

I’m kind of on BOTH sides of the fence on this topic. Most days I believe the 67% bell curve mean would lie with 5.5-7, while on days I’m not thinking like a smarter man I’d say 6-7 is average.

I’ll also admit porn has a very terrible influence on my perception. Not only do I expect size to be higher, it makes me feel that ‘average’ is in fact a small size because it isn’t big. Maybe its all those volume formulas I read on here that a 8x6 is actually 3 times bigger than a 6x5…. I dunno.
On a tangent: I also feel that way about height. Supposedly the average man in America is 5’8”-5’10” but (and I’ve paid attention to this for YEARS as I feel short as hell) EVERYWHERE, and no I’m not kidding, EVERYWHERE I go I am looking up to MOST guys, and many girls out here are 5’6-5’10 as well. Plus: the guys that are shorter than me are less shorter than the guys who are taller (Meaning: more 6’2”+ than 5’7 and under)

But I digress…

Here’s the kicker to all that ‘average’ stuff though. While its the outliers that get all the conversation, and people just rant off 5.5-7 is average……there is still a significant difference between those. I was under 6 pre-PE and with stopping/starting I’m prolly just a hair below it again….. and I’ve always only wanted just 6.5. I’d feel that would be huge, look amazing, all the confidence in the world, etc. Thats not even going to the high-end of ‘average’ at how big 7” is. Two average guys can have vastly different dicks, that doesn’t quite sound like ‘average’ to me.

Somebody else mentioned XL condoms were 8.1 and intended for 7.5-7.7 use? That surprises me….. reassuringly… but only further muddles this mess. Every side seems like it has worthwhile support.

I doubt she was lying when she said I was the 8 th largest she’d been with out of 10 guys because she then tried to save it with “but you are the best lover of them all.” First of all she only deals with black guys (if that makes a difference). Second she is very beautiful which probably means that most of the men who approach her are not lacking in confidence or anything else .

You should ask her if she has been in porn some time. That’s the only way I could see her taking that much huge dick.

Real average is 8”, small 6” and large 10”. Lol. I know many pe guys make this false reality in their head. I measured the Magnum XL condom and MTGxerses is correct. Its for a penis in the 7” to 8” nbp range and on a 6” girth are extremely tight.

You know, it is weird that I am seeing more rational discussions of size and relative size over at LPSG these days than I am seeing here. I thought Thunderplace was supposed to be the “sane penis site.”

thickwitit, out of curiousity how are you measuring yourself? So that we know we are all on the same page.

The standard way we measure around thundersplace is:

Length: Stand up straight (don’t thrust out your hips), take a ruler, place it on top of your erection. Press the end of the ruler so it hits your pubic bone. (Bone Pressed Erect Length - BPEL)

Girth: take a measuring tape and wrap it around your penis at the mid-way point (Mid Shaft Erect Girth - MSEG). Don’t wrap it so tight that it compresses.

7/10 guys she met were bigger than 8.5” x 6”? I don’t mean to be rude but sorry, I just don’t believe her and you shouldn’t either. Or you’re just making it up.

Here’s what I think. First off 8.5 x 6 is huge if you are measuring bone pressed. It is crazy huge if it is non bone pressed. It would be past your belly button when your standing which is rare even in porn. You are probably the biggest she has had. She doesn’t want you to feel all cocky(no pun intended) so she makes you think you have nothing special but she’ll be nice and say but you are the best honey. Its called putting you down and complimenting you at the same time to ensure you won’t feel like a stud and take your 8.5 x 6 elsewhere.

Here’s a story for you. My current girlfriend talks of an ex who was obsessed with working out. He was insecure but “had no reason to be” and she didn’t like him at all. So I said how big was he and she compares him to some monster ripped guy at the gym. So I’m feeling like “great!”. Makes me feel good. Fast forward a few months and I find pictures of her with the guy in her house and I could barely tell he worked out. He had a gut. I was like are you kidding me? It was obvious that women put you down when they are with you and then the next guy they are with they start bragging about the last guy as if it makes them hotter property and you should like them more. Its crazy!

May I ask how many girls have you been with, Thickwitit?

I can’t even hazard a guess. I have had many three ways, used to frequent glory holes and bath houses, where you see a lot going on even if you aren’t joining in. I used to have a fuck bud who had a sex party 5 or 6 nights a week. I was going at least 4 times a week, so that was a lot of dick.

I don’t pay that much attention to size. I like them a little smaller than me, so I payed more attention to that than really big dicks. I have seen a few dicks that were outrageously big or small, but that is very much the exception.

She isn’t smart enough for mind games and at the time we were having a honest discussion about past sexual partners. How many, average size etc. She says she regrets telling me because I keep bringing it up. Once we were at a sex shop by the dildos and I asked her how big was the biggest she’d had and she pointed at a monster! It was at least 10 x 7, AT LEAST! She said it hurt too much and she had to stop .