hmmm, interesting. He probably just liked the sound of the word, what a dumbass!
Mugwomp
What does everyone's username mean?
horsehung
Mugwomp,
I’m so sorry to read that you lost your best friend of 30 years. I lost mine as well just a few years ago.
Horsehung
"It's not the getting there but the going that's gotta be good." Varg
Horsehung
Jade Stalk
No matter how small my dick was before PE (3 yeas ago), I could always rely on him to rise whenever I wanted.
Pussies were too good to deny even if I were small. Big girls small girls I just plowed them all.
After having been PE-ing, my attitude changed and I became somewhat picky towards pussies. Perhaps,I came to
a new understanding that my dick is my only precious tool like Jade (precious stone) always green and fresh. Stalk is like a stick which is stiff and can penetrate. Thus Jade Stalk is my screen name.
Jade…
awwwshucks
Mine is a comical way of saying I’m embarassed about my penis.
PE SMART - Quality is infinitely better than quantity. Monitor your progress. Make changes accordingly.
lurky
…that I lurk.
[Duh!]
;)
V.I.P.
Not hard to guess this one: Very Important Penis. But there’s also a tie-in to asian massage parlors here in the US, which usually have a gimmicky VIP room. Bigger room, bigger bed, usually some other useless amenities.
Corpus Grande
That my corpus cavernosa is large (or I hope to make it so).
Titleist
I play a lot of golf
Titleist, the #1 ball in golf.
Inch X Inch
How I planned on achieving my gains.
kingof7
I just took my last name and the number of kids I have.
No big deal.
mg456
Just took the first letter of my first name, first letter of my last name, and the easy to type numbers 456.
danols
danols , a high school nickname, have a new one i made myself
it’s a secret :)
** Take pictures, don't let the mind play tricks on you ** Then: BPEL ? x ? 2004 Jun 23: BPEL 6.0" x 5.1" BPFSL 6.5" 2004 Sep 16: BPEL 6.1" x 5.1" BPFSL 6.75" 2005 Jan 11: BPEL 6.4" x ?" BPFSL 7.00" - resumed after time off since 04 Oct 31 2005 Mar 08: BPEL ?" x ?" BPFSL 7.25" - the stretch feels completly different now, it seems i have reached a plateu 2005 Aug 25: BPEL ?" x ?" BPFSL 7.25" - resumed after about 3 months brake * I use BPFSL for consistency
WantToBeThick
Mine’s also easy. I want to be thick.
Start: (Aug 2001): 6 1/2 bpel x 4 7/8 mseg
Current: (6/24/14): 7 3/4 bpel (7 nbp) x 5 5/8 mseg. BEG 6 1/4. BPFSL 8 1/8.
Goals: First: 7 1/2 bpel x 5 1/2 mseg ACHIEVED! Current Goal: 7 nbp x 5 3/4 mseg (almost there!)
Tom Foolery
Never saw this thread when I was sober so I will add my two cents.
Tom Foolery is an old expression meaning to goof around or be non-sensical.
Being that I am a professional rodeo clown/midget stripper I figured this was perfect. I dream of one day being able to move to NY and work on Broadway. The only upside to being a midget is that it is easy to look up girls skirts. Which reminds me - I need to go to Las Vegas to see DW. ;)
Which also brings up the point - how did ThunderSS pick his name? Everytime I ask he never answers. :(
-Tom “Too Tall” Foolery
"Yeah, we don't need another smart ass ... we have our share already." - ThunderSS
BigBob
I weigh 250 pounds. And my name’s Bob.
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