What does everyone's username mean?

TitanFlex is the brand name of my bicycle. The seat is attached to a boom that slides into the frame and can be adjusted in and out - for greater length!! The boom also ands shock absorbtion by bouncing up and down. Up and down and in and out- seems appropriate for what I want to do with my new and improved dick, thanks to Thunder’s.

myangelzrod… well guys it is no longer mine. it is hers and she is my angel. the z is in there just because.

Nothing special about mine, just came from one of my fav films, Pulp Fiction :)

fic.

Everyone I know calls me Pirate Steve. Kids run up to me shouting that I am a pirate. Adults ask me in line at the grocery if I am a pirate. At first, I was appalled and hurt by it - losing an eye is no small thing and I just wanted to be left alone in my misery. Then I grew up just a bit (not much mind you) or just got used to it, don’t know which. Anyway, I just decided if the universe wanted me to be a pirate, I might as well embrace it and be a damn good pirate. Hell, I was already a sailor, so it’s not like it was a big step. Just had to get a few tattoos, grow out some hair and learn how to growl. Just couldn’t bring myself to cutting off the leg though…

And I bet the parrot on your shoulder helped also…..

Arrrrrrr! it be!

Hehe, couldn’t resist.

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< - - - Just love the flag!

I have no parrot Cajun. I have a boating friend who has one he is threatening to will to me. The bird drives me crazy. I prefer monkeys. I could dress up a monkey as a little pirate, and train him to handle the dock lines. Plus, monkeys do wonderfully evil things around women. I like that. Yeah, if I ever had the opportunity to get me a monkey…

Well I guess a monkey would be ok…..although it’d be easier to clean the teak of bird poop than monkey shit…..

When I signed up I was a gonna be a new member and seeing as MY member would be new and bigger all the time I just saw it fitting.

Sizemeister… I wanted to be the master of Size. Pretty straightforward.

I don’t know… Lean choice cut meat :)

Mine is self explaining. At least I hoped so - in a German sexuality forum I recently joined I am using the same nick name, and they also had a thread like this running. There weren’t able to figure the meaning of my name. On the other hand, it’s not only about dick size over there :confused:

Mine is what I do for a living. Simple as that.

Growing up with my buddies, cousins, brothers, we were all rather care-free about our bodies; Swimming nude, pissing on the streets like dogs, banging girls in the same rooms and often even the same beds. So it was inevitable that we would develop nicknames for each other based upon our individual dick characteristics. One buddy acquired the nickname “Clit” for obvious reasons, my cousin Ant was blessed with the moniker “Sauce” - short for “sausage”. Another buddy, Link, derived his enigmatic name from “Lincoln” because his African-American unit is the size of a log.
“Shut up Hook”, I can’t remember exactly who said it but it’s my earliest recollection of the evolution of my own nickname.
“What do you mean Hook?” I replied joining the knowing laughter as it grew.
“You know what I mean, Hook. With your boomerang cock. Only mother-fucker I’ve ever seen with the letter ‘C’ hanging between his legs.”
“Hook!” the chorus swelled. “Hook! Hook!”
Hardee friggen har har. So it was done. Every so often someone would attach the title of Captain to the endearing insult, but for the most part I was referred to as ‘Hook’. It seems to come up most often during fishing excursions and at driving ranges. Lovable bunch of idiots.

So when I joined up at Thunders it only made sense to carry on the tradition. I didn’t really give it too much thought but I’m glad I did. You can’t beat being a pirate.

Not long ago my wife brought home Disney’s “Peter Pan” for the kids. As luck would have it they became obsessed with the stories fabled villain and for many days all I heard around the house was “Captain Hook this, and Captain Hook that….”
It was surreal.