What does everyone's username mean?

A good half way through my PE career i was doing a workout which consisted of many exercises including stretches, i found that i was gaining length but not girth like i would like so decided to no longer stretch and stuck to a pretty much jelq only routine.

Jelqing……… jelqking………. they sound the same and thats what i was doing so that was the birth of my name.Just for the record im not claiming to be the king of jelq thats for sure, i have given up wet jelqing for its brother Mr Dry i think they call him.

My username has no deep meaning: My avatar is of a robot called “ED209”, from the film Robocop. I thought “hey, that ED could stand for Erectile Dysfunction”. But to give myself a less obviously negative label, I replaced the “ED” with “PEZ”, my nickname.

Wow, that’s pretty impressive, my dad is 5 years young than you, but he had a vasectomy 12 years ago. Are your son(s) doing PE too?

c-ya

I found “Bunbuster” written on a pack of extra large Hebrew National hot dogs.

“Phat” is a Gen-X term that means “pretty damn hot and tempting:

I am ! and much more

“9” refers to non bone pressed length, though I can pull more

I leave girth out which is the best

so, “Phat9”

Phat also alliteratively, seems to connote an internal feeling of mine, one who wants
to give all his being, so that just modifies hot and tempting

Modest too. :)

I’m anything but modest, but then again I am modest to the extreme of
being irrelevant,

Therefore, do I exist?

I think so, but I have been wrong in the past, so nevermind.

TazGirl

Well My friends really do call me taz.. Long story
and girl cause well I am a girl :p

tazzeee

yes you are and a mighty fine one at that!

Dino

Dino…

Come here
BIG HUG & KISS

Think my name speaks for itself, I’m hoping my dream will come true with hard work. :)

I am a tool & die maker, thus I bend steel, steelbender

Mine is very similar to yours The Skeptic…

I came here very, very Skeptical and what do we talk mostly about in here, add the two together and there you have it.

It is self-explanotory. I used to get girls all riled up and never wind up doing them. Hence I am a male equivalent to an evil female cock teaser.