What does everyone's username mean?

This was before she was out, and way before Tom was assaulting couches.

Ah, well…

Welcome to show business.

Maher has a point.

I was born a very, very long time ago.

Bumstubs was the nickname of Abraham Lincoln.

By the way, that was bullshit. I have no idea, it just sounded cool when I thought of it.

Mine is spanish for “man who drinks a lot and has nowhere to go”.

Mine is kind of simple. In surfing, skimming, or skating.. When you nailed a sick trick or move you killed it.

Man, I was hoping you were a fan of Mike Maldonaldo. He is a great Skater from Philly. I guess I was wrong.

Burzum is a Norwegian Black Metal band.

“haija” means snake in Arabic and I want my penis to be as long as the biggest snake in the world..

I was going to choose anaconda.. but that was too big in my opinion :D ‘cause I still want to be able to have sex with women when I hit my goal.

2006 is the year I joined :)

I used mine because I’m ‘No_longer_avg’…..

maxtor hard drive - > maxo user name.

Bruno is my cocks name.

givethemnothing is just the what I used for an email address because I got tired of think of user names that were already used. But it comes from the movie 300. My favorite line in the movie, its also in my signature. I like the message, and the warrior mentality. I studied and competed in MMA for years, its how Im conditioned to think. because in the end when its a chose between win or lose, I chose to give them nothing, but take from them every thing. If your not into MMA, then you probably don’t agree, but such is life…

I had a friend who was a confirmed bachelor. He said he could never give up “random encounters”. One day at lunch he said “I may not hit bottom, but I’ll sure bang the hell out of the sides!”.

One day I’d like to hit bottom, but for now I too am just a Side Banger.

Mine simply means the “equipment” I was given, is no longer stock. 2001 is the year of my car.