Pizzza's PE

So I’ve been messing around with different ways to get some good expansion and get the blood moving in between pumping sets. I know jelqing would the obvious winner here, but I pump dry, and could never really figure out how to dry jelq. But the other night I tried anyway and came up with something that works really well.

It’s similar to dry jelqing, but if you are cut and have tight skin, using only one hand and dry jelqing really doesnt allow you to move your hand very far, and provides very little expansion no matter how erect. So my solution, just add another hand when the first one can’t go any further. Here’s what I’ve been doing:

Get fully erect and let some of the blood exit, leaving you around 70-80% erect. Make sure you are hard but still malleable enough to allow your dick to react to a squeeze or jelq. First you kegel and clamp at the base with an OK grip, like a ULI. Then you slowly start moving your hand up the shaft letting the skin slide over the inner tunica, being sure to grip really tightly to keep the blood shifting up the shaft with your hand. When you can’t move your grip anymore because the skin starts to stretch, add another OK grip with your other hand above the first one and start moving upwards as well. It feels kinda like you’re trying to squeeze the bottom of a bottle of toothpaste to move all the toothpaste closer to the cap. The result is somewhere in between a dry jelq, a DLD and a ULI. It circulates the blood quickly, gives amazing outward expansion - much better than wet jelqing - and also gives a bit of a lig stretch as well because of the pulling.

If this is already a thing, let me know, I’d like to read up about more people with experience doing this technique.

If it’s fresh, maybe I’ll see how well it works and come up with a name for it.

Would also like to add that after my session this morning - with the dry superjelqs after pumping sets of 10 minutes - I was hitting exactly 5.5” of clamped girth. I couldn’t fit into my toilet paper tube that I use for motivation (which is about 5.4” circ). This is the absolute largest I have ever seen my dick, ever. I couldn’t wrap my hand completely around it. Felt good.

Now I know it doesn’t mean much, I had just pumped for 20 minutes and it was clamped, so obviously its going to be huge, but I figure if it keeps getting thicker after every session it means I’m growing. We’ll see.

I woke up this morning to a normal sized dick and couldn’t help but feel discouraged. I even broke out the tape and measured 4.66 around again, which is where I started 4 months ago.

I need to hide my tape and just realize that it’s not rational for me to expect noticeable gains this quickly. I know I can gain because of how far I expand when pumping/clamping, its just a matter of consistency, which is something I also struggle with. I always feel the need to research and change up my routine and try something better, when all I actually have to do is stick with it, relax, and let it happen.

So I’m making a promise to myself to put the tape measure down for 2 months and just stick with this routine. I’m also going to be limiting my time on TP so I don’t get any more ideas. If I stay consistent for 2 months, I’m way confident that I’ll see a gain next time I measure, which will be my 6 month mark doing PE.

3/28 is now the next scheduled measurement day, going to be a long road.

- Pizzza

Staying consistent is tough when working full time and with limited privacy. Really only able to do sessions late at night.

So far so good though, still doing about 5 days a week routine. Upped my pumping sessions to 15 minutes each, not getting a good enough pump just doing 2x10 minutes anymore. Maybe i’m conditioning too quickly. We’ll see. I’m due for a decon after 6 months anyway.

Still hanging in there and staying relatively consistent. Had 3 rest days and noticed that I seemed extra long after, so I broke my promise last night and took out the tape. To my absolute surprise/dismay, I was measuring almost 8” BPEL….. probably somewhere closer to 7.5”, but definitely above if I pressed down harder than normal. I didn’t measure again because I hated myself for touching the tape.

I honestly have no fucking idea how that happened. I’ve been pumping/clamping/squeezing and somehow I’m still gaining length? And at ridiculously-unheard-of rates? Whatever. I’m honestly hoping I was just seeing things because I’m not trying to get longer at all.

If that wasn’t weird enough, 5 minutes into my pumping session at 6-7hg, I got reaaaaally nasty DARK red spots on my shaft. I’ve never seen that color before, especially after only 5 minutes at regular pressures. I stopped immediately. 24 hours later, as I’m now typing this, the dark petechiae are still lingering. It really left me wondering what the hell happened… did I suddenly heal and de-condition completely after 3 days?? It’s like my dick was experiencing pumping for the very first time.

To top off the strangeness, after a follow-up appointment for my broken wrist, they discovered that… it’s… still… broken…. (kill me now). So I’ll be going through surgery and I’ll be casted up for a long while unable to do some PE things, but I still plan to pump/clamp/squeeze regularly.

After some thought, I’m thinking that the length gain could actually be the result of my all-day-cockring that I use around my shaft and balls. It provides a constant downward pressure on the base of the penis and doesn’t allow it to retract past the cockring, so maybe it promoted healing in an extended length state in a way that an extending device would?

I don’t know. Such a stressful and confusing week in almost all aspects of my life now. Just gotta keep pressing on.

I don’t know what your length gains are all about. I mean if you don’t want em, shit I wish you’d send em my way. *laughs*

You have to stay your hand from the tape. I am locking my ruler up, come to think of it. As my last official measurement was today for the near future so I ought to practice what I preach. Stay your hand from the tape, lock it up if you gotta.

I’m not only not sure what your length gains stem from but I”m unsure getting them to stop is good. Because you may have to stop PE all together, if you can’t find the cause of them. That said, I doubt you’ll get past 8.5” without concerted effort and the length should start to stall here soon anyway.

Hey man! Sorry to hear about all the stress. Just read through a couple of your posts and I got really interested to follow your progress- I think we’re pretty similar in age and close in starting measurements (although you obviously have made some seriously solid gains, my dude!). But like you I’m also getting into pumping, so it’s cool to track the progress you’ve made in your journey so far. My goals are a bit different (definitely going for length before girth), but it’s motivating to see your successes so far! And I think that’s important to keep in mind; you’re still making gains overall, so I’m sure you’ll reach that girth goal with a little time and patience.

Also- what type of cock ring have you been wearing? And where’d you get it from?

Cheers man~

What did you come in at for BPEL TG?

Give my progress report a look. It’s up on there. Certainly ain’t taking another man’s progress report off topic.

*gets out scissors*

Yup, gotta really get that thing away from me.

Hopefully hitting that plateau in length will lead to some horizontal growth instead…

Thanks Ark!

This is the cock ring I use:
https://www.ama … /dp/B0098WB7Y4/

Mine is black and I can only find it online in red, but that’s the only difference. I wear it around my shaft and balls and tighten it pretty good. It’s made of soft plastic, but not soft enough that it’s elastic, which is good. Because it’s rigid and not elastic like a silicon cock ring, it won’t completely cut circulation and you can wear it for long periods of time (I even wear it overnight). Keeps pump gains for almost a full 24 hours if worn constantly.

Good luck with your start man! Feel free to ask any questions I’d be glad to chat. Thoughtfulgold is also an amazing source of PE wisdom being at it for years and years trying everything in the book and even doing some pretty wacky experiments for the sake of science and learning. Definitely follow his thread.

I can’t lie I cheat measured today too. It’s just that sometimes you have that extra good eq so you want to bust out the ruler/tape because you know you’ve gained. I was thinking about throwing my ruler away ans buying another in 2 months but maybe just leaving it in the car would be better.

Awesome, thanks for the link! Might hold off on the purchase though, from what I can tell going with a ring after pumping is a pretty good way to put on girth which I’m trying to save for later. Would you say that’s been your experience thus far? I know girth has been a bit of a struggle but it seems like you’ve been starting to make gains there since adding the ring to your routine, yeah?

Tough to say. From feel alone I haven’t made any girth progress. Measurements fluctuate quite a bit. I’m holding off on measuring girth for another month, though.

What I can say for sure is that rings after pumping sessions keep you in an expanded state for waaaay longer. If the general theory is correct, the longer you stay in the expanded state, the longer you heal in the expanded state, thus creating gains. Makes sense, but so far my experience can’t validate that.

Thanks for the honorable mention. Honestly, your predicament is one I haven’t seen before but…I know changing things when something is working usually ends badly. That’s the theory we work with around here, though in your case it’s backwards. Cuz you keep gaining length regardless of what you do.

Obviously, keep trying new things. Just…don’t get so frustrated with the length gains. Let em play out on their own. Cuz even if you stop gaining length you can’t guarantee you’ll only gain girth or gain at all.

I know your girlfriend doesn’t need more length. But remember, it’s your penis and your journey and…short of marriage with significant time in…I’d be careful with radically changing my PE for a woman. This is the skeptic in me.