Ass Cleaning 101 (p10)

09-22-2019, 10:48 PM

firegoat

Originally Posted by TacoTickler

Pro tips:
1. Don’t let up on the bottle before taking it away from the hole or you’ll fill it back up with shit water.
2. When you think the water has all ran back out, give it another minute. You’ll be surprised.
3. Dab with the TP or it will shred and stick to you. Better yet, use a dry washcloth.
4. Hit that crack with a little powder afterwards.

Pro tips:
5. If TacoTickler offers you a bottle of water, refuse it!
6. If TacoTickler offers you some ‘crack powder’, politely tell him you don’t do drugs.
7. Water is good at work… butt…😁 If it’s first thing in the morning, use coffee. Last thing at night, use vodka.

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09-23-2019, 01:41 AM

Mike03016

Paging through the New Post and I see one called Ass Cleaning 101… think wow, that is a unique subject and then I notice that it is a 10 page long thread and do know what to think… 10 pages on Ass Cleaning 101.

Crap, now I have to read this.

LMAO!

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09-23-2019, 03:13 AM

raybbaby

Just buy yourself a bidet. Maybe one of those ad-on types from Tushy.com.

12-07-2019, 05:32 AM

Sigmoid

I’ve heard a lot of people that do anal coordinate their bowel movements with sex and do things like avoid eating at certain times.

I think it’s mostly unnecessary. If someone is sticking it in that hole, they know what they’re getting in to and they’re not going to be unduly disturbed if they hit feces. You can feel it very clearly with your penis when you’ve hit feces, and they probably won’t even tell you if they are. No matter what you do, they’re going to eventually hit feces. Just wear a condom, you should be anyway and it’s the only reliable way to avoid poop noodles.

Enemas significantly increase the infectivity of STIs, which someone may not know they’re carrying.

Regardless of the kind of sex you have, don’t ever rub your eye. Herpes eye is a serious complication. Feces in the eye gives you pink eye. And clean everything.

If you’re into weird stuff, it’s worth while to buy a house with a big shower room. You can put sex furniture in the shower and hose it all off afterwards with a miracle grow “garden feeder” attachment with clothes detergent.

At very minimum, put a towel underneath.

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Current: 9.0"bplx6.125" 2020

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12-10-2019, 09:14 PM

firegoat

Elton John went to the tattooists and said “I want a tattoo of a Rolls Royce on my dick!”

The tattooist replied : “You’d be better off with a Range Rover mate…. it won’t get stuck in the shit!”

:rofl:

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