Ass Cleaning 101

Diesel,

I’ve tried depilatory creams before but none of them seem to work well for me. I have always assumed that it is because my hair is dark and rather thick (by thick I mean the actual hairs as well as the density). My question to you is do you have similarly thick hair? If so, have you found that this product works better than others (i.e. Nair, Veet, etc.)? I’d love to hear your feedback because I’ve always been frustrated with how poorly these products seems to work.

Thanks.

Hi wherezmyname.
The product does work. Trim the area as much as possible with scissors, this is just for the first time. Then apply the cream it is not expensive, they recommend 6-8 minutes for it to work but I think the longer the better. They recommend to remove it with an expired credit card, I would imagine a current one works equally well but I find a body skin scrub is easier. Apparently porn stars use it, according to the advertising. It was formulated exclusively as a beard remover for coloured men. Once again the name is Magic made by Soft Sheen.Carson Fragrant cream shave. Other info, with skin conditioning oils for soft, smooth, bump free skin. Made in Mexico, it costs about $8 and 170g should last at least 2 years.

It is the first product of this type I have used and would recommend it. When you apply it and leave it on hairs definitely fall off and the area is smooth. Glad to offer advice and info that may help promote rear end hygiene. Best of luck, Diesel.

Amazing thread! Supersizeit is the shit for sure. Thanks for letting me know I never really learned the proper position for taking a shit. The seat has never felt like it was the proper position for getting everything lined up. I guess I’m spoiled, and didn’t think of standing up, because of society of course!

Awesome thread though, hope it keeps going.

It will. Someone is always going to bring it up again! Everyone studies the art of Kung Poo at some time.

Two questions supersizeit. Do you clean your ass after every shit or only every so often and is that you in your avatar?

This is very informative.

Okay I read this (for some curious reason). What I dont get is this. You do all that wiping, 2 stages, and then spray water up your arse. Why not do a quick wipe and then get in the shower for the full crevice hose pipe experience.

Also use a nail brush when cleaning the hands

Haha great thread here. I didn’t realize my cleanliness was so lacking. Will have to do better at that. I have a problem with sweating in my ass crack during sex though. I read that its just pheromones and nothing really to worry about but I still don’t like the idea of me leaving a sweat line/stain on bedsheets or whatever I may be sitting on during sex. So I usually tend to stay in positions on top, but that doesn’t stop the smell from getting out into the air. I hope girls get turned on by it. :shrug:

Came, saw, went, out!

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Everytime I try to clean my ass in the method described I just end up fingering my bumhole.

A clean ass is a wonderful thing. I am lucky that my current girlfriend almost always has a “clean drop” when nature calls :)

I’d say she’s a keeper then PG! :)

*Starts to wonder how he knows this*

Or just have a bidet installed in your bathroom? That’s the whole point of them, really (well I think the idea for women is that it’s a one-stop-shop for washing your vulva and arse - dicks are pretty easy to wash but arse-cleanliness issues are the same regardless of sex I suppose). They’re popular in France but you don’t see them in many other place.

Sorry if this has been raised already, I haven’t read the whole thread.