Ass Cleaning 101

I had a bidet, still preferred the shower. It’s easier to keep clean. Hard to have a clean ass if you wash it in a germy bidet!

Same here. It’s amazing, sometimes I’m like “Do you even use this thing?”

Well… If you’re gonna stretch with the anal you might as well make sure its clean! :)

Ho Gents,

I know this is a little off topic, but it seems that this thread has the attention of people that have the expertise and or knowledge that I need.

For all of you that have read “Bravo Two Zero” and can recall Andy McNab’s statement regarding not needing toilet paper out in the field: What is the technique?!
I’ve been wanting to know for years!
Having a hairless bottom is a start, but how does he do it with confidence?! Remember that they can’t have excessive scents of any kind that would attract animal attention and give away their track or position while on a mission.

How does he do it?

Toilet paper followed with wet wipes.

He doesn’t use toilet paper, he throws the whole roll away and keeps the wrapper to crap into.

How does he do it with that much confidence?
It would be an asset to any survivalist.

Wow. Supersizeit’s dissertation was incredible. Props sir. And I agree that many women are far less clean than they could & should be. I think they’re kinda like some naturally endowed men who they think they don’t have to do the work of doing the considerate thing and have the “I got what you want & you’re just lucky to be gettin with me” attitude.

They need to make an action figure of Supersizeit. Saving the world from our own assholes, one butt at a time. Beautimus.

Honestly got to thank you for this guid. 😂😂😂

Never thought of this stuff. Very interesting and hygiene is first.

Don’t forget to courtesy flush.

Why don’t you buy a bidet like us italians? :) in

I don’t see a bidet very hygienic especially if used by more people.

Why ? seriously? :D

My Mom is a nurse and knows a lot about hygenic, she wouldn’t let me use it if it was not higenic.

Also she tells me that it’s a great tool and everybody in other state should use it (in italy everybody has one and use it)

when you use a bidet your genitals or anus etc.. don’t come in contact with it,it’s like a toilet.

i understand what you’re saying and maybe if its used only by family members is okay, but a public bidet, in my opinion is not very ok because even though your genitals/anus don’t come in contact with the physical structure of the bidet it still comes in contact with water coming from it and in my mind is like coming in contact with used water by others still lingering on the bidet after they used it(hope I explained well what I said). What I actually do at home every time after I use the toilet is put a leg over the bathtub and shower my inner area with only water.

Yeah i know i was speaking referring to a home bidet :)

And how can you use a shower in public?