Ass Cleaning 101

Sometimes one, sometimes the other, and sometimes both.

Ok, so I did all this ass cleaning stuff, what next?

I think Super might have a butt cleaning fetish. My dentist was asking me how long it takes me to floss, I said about half an hour. His response was if I had a floss fetish, because it should only take less than 5 minutes if that. Supersize is extreme, but I still love the guy. He’s a staight shooter.

Super, this thread was hysterical. I love how clean you are, you get an A+ in the fine art of personal hygiene. It was similar to your post a while back on proper oral hygiene, which I enjoyed just as much. Rock on you sexy metro sexual ;)

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Cock hygiene! :) but only if there is enough demand for it because some people freak out or get get grossed over these kind of topics.
This thread seem to have been received pretty well though I figure cock hygiene would be especially appropriate on a PE forum.
Its up to you guys otherwise I will just keep all my sexual hygiene techniques to myself. ;)

Thanks baby! I do it all for you! (meaning all women in general) :kisskiss:
Wow, I did that oral hygiene one way back… Glad you remembered it!
Its so nice to see you around again. Its been a while.

Super,

When I started reading this thread I thought it was just a joke. As I read on I was amazed at the detail you went into to provide the most thorough explanation.

I have done the vast majority of those things, including the cologne and shower head except for the shaving. I am not hairy at all. I want to be as clean and fresh for my next conquest as possible. I do not like to be rimmed. I dont like my ass played with. And there ain’t nothing going to break the seal on my cinammon ring. Although I do like to tongue fuck a nice clean ass and will gladly put a glove on and go balls deep. That being said anyone willing to suck my cock and lick my balls is not going to be grossed out by nasty odors at all. Some women like the musty nut smell that we can get at times, oh well too bad. Its not on me. When I am done showering with my regular soap and shampoo. I wash my entire body (all nooks and crannies, from ears to toes) with a fairly strong smelling cosmetic grade body wash. (You know the kind you get when someone gives you cologne that comes with the soap, body wash,after shave) It leaves a subdued scent on all my skin. I have received compliments time and again about how good I smell.

Super,

Man, you are pretty “anal” about your anus! I love it. It would be fantastic for me to implement this system, if I had that kind of time to kill. With 4 young ones in the house, it is all I can do to get 5 minutes to do the deed itself!

I did convince the wife to start buying “adult” wet wipes. I use regular paper first to get the big stuff and finish off with the wet wipes. I smell just like my baby when done!

789,

I use shampoos that are organic with the least amount of chemicals and things with melalueca oil in them.
A body wash that has a kind of fruity smells, you know…mango, lemon, coconut, Kiwi and all that.
An Apricot scrub on my face and shave hairs in my armpits.
I commend you on your sense of cleanliness. Being clean is no joke to me even though I presented the information in a light hearted manner.
Im not really a neat freak (visions of Felix Unger from the “Odd Couple” ) or anything like that; I can get lazy about doing the dishes in the sink and let them pile for a day or two… Theres been a few pants or shirts tossed about the bedroom here and there.
However things are radically different though when it come to my own body. Women Ive been with always complimented on how I taste and smell and then proceed to tell me horror stories of men who appeared clean on the surface but were nasty as hell once they were undressed and ready for sex. Ive always seen cleanliness as part of the whole sexual expereince; In fact I believe that its an integral part of it.

Skins,
I used to do a variation of that but then I felt like it just was not enough after a while.
Its just that I always felt like I had to be prepared to have sex at any given time or moment.
I wanted the best possible clean because I wanted to create the best possible sexual experience

Well, Super, I wish I still had that feeling of needing to be prepared for sex at any given time. Yep, I practically need an appointment these days.

Boy, supersizeit,

I just found this thread and am completely bowled over! I thought I was the only one who was intent on getting extremely clean in that area. I have never discussed it with anyone since I thought I would be thought of as weird or something else!

When I was about 4, I had a mild case of polio and while I was in the hospital the doctors and nurses were insistent that all the non-bedridden children, after having a bowel movement or urination, be “thoroughly cleaned” in the white tiled wash room which was next to the toilets. I guess to help keep down infection, but at the time I didn’t ask why. We had no choice in the matter, anyway!

After a bowel movement, we were made to bend over a small sawhorse type of thing and we were washed with a solution called “green soap” and then we were hosed down. I remember the attendant sticking a finger in my anus to “clean it out” which I HATED! Afterwards, some type of oil was rubbed on our little dick and balls, butts, and legs to the knees which had a smell like pine trees, stung the skin (especially the balls), and which gave off fumes that burned the eyes (like Mentholatum).

After I returned home from the children’s hospital, my mother continued the cleaning process until I was able to do it myself. It became a habit and I have followed pretty much the same routine until today. Even when I was in the Navy (it was difficult to do since we had very little privacy on the ship)! Of course it can’t be done when away from home, but I do carry a couple of packets of antibacterial wet wipes in my wallet at all times, just in case.

When I shower, I use Irish Spring Micro-Clean soap, plus a squirt bottle of antibacterial soap (green apple, peach, or almond scent) in the shower for the heavy duty cleaning of arm pits, feet, and the genitals and ass. Yes, and inside there too! Afterwards, I apply a vitamin E lotion to all my privates which has a nice almond smell.

I don’t do all the things that you do, but I’m pretty damn close to it. Supersizeit, when we met recently I immediately thought you were a good guy, but I now have a new respect for you!

But, don’t think the next time we meet I’m going to kiss your ass!

Panos

PS Doesn’t Neet cause irritation to the butt?

Panos,

That was an interesting and entertaining story you shared there.
You were fortunate to have recovered from Polio. Dr. Jonas Salk spent his last days researching the vaccine for Aids.
Too bad he didn’t live to see it through but from what I understand he took all the credit for his staffs work on Polio.
Speaking of credit, I give a lot of credit to those people who work in the health field such as nurses aids and home attendants because Id imagine they have to help people clean up in the bathroom. Its amazing how habits develop and then stay with us for the rest of our lives.
The implication is that if it had not been for the mild case polio, you might have not developed such good ass cleaning habits :D

We have similar habits and I always knew that despite what appears as strange habits to some…there are people out there that share cleaning habits that they are a bit reluctant to share with other people because of the personal nature of it. I have a new found respect for you too!
I think cleaning habits like ours are like fine wine…they just seem to get better with age. All the women that I have ever been sexually active with for an extended period of time have come to learn about my habits and adopted them for their own.

As far as the Neet product is concerned. It doesn’t burn unless you leave it on for too long.
These days Im using Nair hair remover with Aloe gel and Lanolin…
It leaves the crack of my ass baby smooth and works in less than 3 minutes!
I cant stand the thought of hairs absorbing all that crap and smell into the hair follicles and that carrying that around with you all day long.
Its the very same reason I shave my arm pits but I use a razor for that. My pubic hairs are shaved on the balls but kept nice and trim elsewhere.
I cant take a shit away from home without taking a shower. In an emergency I will buy a bottle of water and use the wipes with lotion.
Im fortunate that I plan my movements when Im at home and they are pretty much like clockwork. Clean up only takes about 15-20 minutes but
I often schedule that around my normal showers where I clean all of me! Going on a date I will spend at least 45 minutes in the shower!

As outlined here, my ass cleaning style is more similar to 789’s, as it doesn’t involve shaving, etc.. And I clean everything, ears and between toes. Also, I don’t wanna be rimmed or have my ass played with.

But as can be seen here, I am still committed to a cleanly ass. I just don’t go with the extra frills, as IMO, a shower is not completely necessary and could get confining on multiple sh*t days. The restrictions on my style are restrictive enough on days when the runs, etc., may be a factor.

Though, I can and still (when absolutely unavoidable) sh*t in a public restroom. I had to take a major crap today, while in county offices, for multiple hours this morning.

I didn’t, but it had more to do with farting and/or grunting with my pants around my ankles - then having to face people wearing those same pants, as they connect the two, later.. Though, if necessary, I find a single sh*tter in a public place.

This still, typically, doesn’t allow for cleaning up with soap, so I do the best I can with tissue (but I may look into the wipes, though! :D ). So I just get home, when I can, clean with soap, and change underwear.

After you have gone with a soap cleaning after sh*ts, there is no way to feel clean without it (and no bacon strips!!).

And I might add, that I am somewhat of a germ-a-phobe, too. It didn’t develop until I was about 27 y/o, but I am pretty consistent about it. I will not cook unless there is a sink of soapy water, for example. And that’s the way it should be done, when handling raw food, etc..

789, Dude, I know you were being sincere, but that was fucking funny as hell. I almost choked of all the laughter.

I am here for your entertainment value lol.