Dangerous, possilby DEADLY side effect of PE

Okay, so I’ve been doing PE for a long time now. Haven’t been much of a poster because I’ve found that, with the help of the search tool, practically any question I could possibly ask has been answered.

However, this potentially life saving bit of info has not yet been mentioned.

I’ve been using Vaseline for the jelq session, and when I’m done I’ve found I can easily remove it from my hands and penis with a few squirts of dish detergent. Well.. Lately, my shower drain has been clogged thanks to my GF moving in about two months ago.

As a result, a bit of the Vaseline and dish detergent collects on my shower floor, creating the most slippery of surfaces in the history of mankind.

I nearly broke my neck this morning. I’m okay, but today I must go to the store to get Drano, Comet Tile cleaner, and a pair of scissors so I can cut my GF’s hair off while she sleeps.

-Fish.

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I’d make her clean up the tub, after she has her hair cut.

Dry jelqing out of the question?

No, my veins are huge.

Come on, you should be used to slippery surfaces if you sit on fish.

Flippin’ hair in drains…grrrr.

Hey Sit on fish, I don’t know if it’s good to use dish detergent on your dick;it dries the skin, and down there you are extra sensitive.

Can be true. Tried it for lube once at about the age of 15 or so once. Once. Dick looked kind of like a fish now that I think about it, big scaley flakes of peeling skin. Yuck.

He doesn’t jelq with it, he uses it to remove the Vaseline.

Using dish detergent on your dick is pretty silly no matter what you think you’re removing.

I mean, I know it’s supposed to cut grease, but c’mon.

Ah, well. Each to their own I suppose. I’m sure people would think I’m weird jelqing with Maple Syrup.


Wait, did I just post that?

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Aliviated now… i though that this topic was one of those scientific teories against PE. But good to know that using vaseline can kill us.

It’s true, I was at an IHOP with him when he whipped it out and went to town.

Why not try some Tea Tree Oil Facial Wash?

I have been using this facial wash for years, and at the same time I wash my dick with it(I’m in the shower).every day for several years (At least 10), have never had dry skin on my dick or any discomfort, I do however use a facial creme on my face after each shower.

Tea Tree Oil Facial Wash just kills zits like nothing else, so you also don’t have to worry about zits on your dick if you use this :-)

You could try lighter fluid to remove the vaseline instead of detergent…..

Add a little peroxide from your girlfriend’s hair bleach…..

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OK, this is hilarious. Dude, go buy a strainer for the drain and make your girl friend use it and clean it afterwards. I do and have no problems with my drain. Also, if you use olive oil or something similar there is no need to wash it off. Just leave it on and it helps moisten the skin. PE should not be life threatening.