Do you think showing a bulge is offensive?

Hi Everyone;
I’m at 7 & 3/4” length, about an inch above my natural length. I have been up to 8 & 1/4”, years ago, with daily pumping. I average once or twice a week now, just for maintenance. I have received many compliments over the years and feel pretty good about my penis size.
A few remarkable events;
One of my earliest girlfriends said “you make me happier with your dick than my last boyfriend did with his 9 inches”. I could not help wondering, she must have been impressed enough to measure it!

The girl I want to impress the most is my wife, obviously. She is quick to tell me that my cock is ‘average’. I have been told by close friends that she is just keeping my ego in check, but I know, from intimate discussions, that she has had a couple of 9 plus inchers!
I notice that although she is a rather petite girl*, she seems to orgasm more consistently when I use my vac pump more frequently. For this reason, I have joined this forum. I would welcome any advice or comments, even private messages, if that is done here.
Thanks, Peter
*We have another little quirk, she has let me post on ‘Hotwife share’ under ‘Hot curvy Latina’

Ask a promiscuous gay man how many 9 inchers he’s seen, and I start to wonder where girls find them. :shrug:

Thanks Firegoat,

Appreciate the feedback. I always figured she is trying to keep me from getting ‘big headed’. I’m going to keep pumping, going for the “8”. I have been pumping for years, and know that to much pumping, to quickly seems to result in an unnatural appearance, to say the least. Am I imagining things or (probably dumb question) have I noticed a number of porn stars these days, showing obvious signs of ( a lot of ) pumping?

What is up with every dudes wife saying they have been with 9 inchers… like my thing is I played football with a team of about 30+ varsity and several non varsity players… black, white, and a few asians… and out of the lot of them very few flaccid went passed balls… I wasn’t gay about it, but you definitely see your share of nude guys in any locker room setting… so does this mean that 9 is the new average lol… obviously not, but dang every other thread has been consistent 9’s…

Ego checking. If you are above 7 you are probably her biggest.

Show a woman a 9” dildo and her jaw will drop like a rock. Hell, the number of true 8” dudes is so small that the odds of seeing one in real life are nearly zero. God bless your wife Peter, I am sure she is not lying, but what she says she has had and what she really has had are two very different sizes.

I’ve been showing one more on purpose lately. Women and men do notice and I haven’t had any negative results. Yes, it’s an ego boost.

I was watching a video with Jonah falcon, and he would try really hard to show a bulge. I’m happy for him for having such a massive tool, but to go out of your way to show seems real beta. Honestly I felt bad for him it just seemed to try hard.

He’s going end up getting his ass whooped around the wrong people. Well at least where I live.

It’s amazing how many people believe he’s 13.5 inches, and that he’s in the Guinness book of records, shows how gullible people are.

Man I was a teenager in the mid 70’s with bra less halter tops and terry cloth shorts with monster camel toes, if I had a huge bulge I would strut that thing,😈

I so remember those golden days.

I’ve been told by my father that those were good times. Lucky you. HIV free also I think or am I wrong?

My dad said that orgies were pretty common back then. Sweet…

Most of the STD’s back then resolved with a shot. I just remember all of the he bouncing boobs and massive cameltoe.

Man, I ‘ve seen pictures. Nice haircuts, by the way. Happy times.

What pictures?