Do you think showing a bulge is offensive?

Years ago, I had a normally fitting pair of “bike shorts”. They of course show
Pretty much whatever you have, unless you tuck between your butt cheeks.
My old lady at the time threw them away! Go Figure :D

This was during the peak years, minimum extra body fat and maximum package..

I also did ride a bicycle. ;)

Oh yes; to wear bike shorts if you don’t ride a bicycle is just showing off! :)

The grey sweatpants are always fun too. Anyone have any stories of being seen wearing an ADS and people thinking its you in there? Years ago, I was working as a department manager at a home goods store and was wearing the infamous Circle Device. Heavy, and would swing like a wrecking ball every time I walked. I hid the bulge under my smock, but there was once day I was walking to the front area carrying a box.. Smock came up and it swung like a pendulum in front of several 20 something girls I worked with. Well, word travels faster than the speed of light and by the end of the day I was the guy with the monster cock according to the stockroom clerks. Got alot of stares after that I’ll tell you. Good times.

I wear grey (or black) sweatpants all the time at home (black at the moment!)- just for comfort of course - and have had some interesting looks when delivery people (mostly guys) have come to the house. Especially if I’d just had to whip the pump off to answer the door, which has happened several times. :eek2:

Because you forget, right? Yeah, I’ve been there. Recently, I was at a house we were considering renting (rushed over) and about half the time we were there I saw the 50+ woman landlord glancing down at my grey shorts, at the bulge. Even my wife noticed at one point and tried to steer her away. On the upside, she was awful friendly. Precious.

:D

I say, “If you got it, Flaunt it!”
But be selective. Like M8ter!
LMAO, Great story M8!
I’d Love a job where a smock like that was standard gear.
Or a Lab Coat. Hmmm..

2B

Glad you liked it man, I have a job where I wear a ESD smock part of the time, but I am constantly bending over and getting in crouched positions.. Too awkward and I swing too low for the smock to hid it. Whats worse is I have to wait until all my kids got to bed to put it on, leaving me with maybe 3-4 hours a night when I can to hang. Just frosting on the cake at this point, so I can be patient.

I used a version of the BIB Hanger, more like an ULI device, or clamp, and
I have used it to hang 12# for decent amounts of time, 20-30 minutes, rest
And Jelq for 5-10 minutes, and resume. I can get over an hour of hanging,
12 pounds is what most of the guys maxxed out at, back in the day.
I can do the 12# for the above routine. Easily. I have hung a lot more, and
Once I tried for as much as I could actually lift with my arrangement, and
The total weight was _thirty six pounds_ (36#) ! No damage, but I could not
Hold it for very long, I had a lot of pressure on the glans. Less than a minute?
Don’t try this at home, Kids! ;)

I just use a rubber pipe coupling for PVC, 1.5” inner diameter works great for
Me, it’s almost 2” inside diameter, and clamps down pretty good. Mine has
Lasted several years, but it gets wear from closing and opening the hose clamp.
Might have to replace it in a year or so, I’m not going to chance it slipping off
If the rubber shreds, and have a stainless steel edge of metal going at my
Glans penis!! OUCH! All I can foresee in that case is tearing off a body
Part that I worked so hard to take care of. So I inspect my clamp device. ;)

36 pounds.! That would literally rip my dick off.! You know, I have never hung more than like 5 pounds from it because I couldn’t find a hanger that worked for me. That’s why I’ve used ADS exclusively. Even though I’m thick, you would be amazed at how much force the 4-5 pounds puts on me. The downside is lately I’ve outgrown my Circle Device and Monty’s large size PE weights that I bought a few months back. Looks like I’ll be shopping for a new ADS soon.

I would say sometime its inappropriate.sometimes.

I tend to show a lot, I’m kind of hung and I have a big build. So without skinny legs there is no place to hide. That means I get a big bulge and not going down my pant leg, good to show off and have a little fun but not always the best thing.

I used to HATE being short and thin. But after my PE goal was realized, I really started to enjoy being short, as it it makes my unit look so much bigger. I will try to post a pic of me in regular jeans.LOL

I had a giant bulge from chronic pumping some years back and I used to wear track and running pants and it made it very noticeable. So noticeable that my female professors would stare and peep at it, along with other girls. Not because they wanted to, but because I left them no choice. I feel ashamed and embarrassed now but I did get laid once because I did that, show off. I think you need to be careful sometimes with what you wear if you have a flaccid that is over 5.5 eg and over 6 inches, with ace bandages and cock rings on. Women must of thought I was hung like a horse. It was all a lie though looking back.

Yeah, it can be the elephant in the room when its just put out on display like that. The double standard of women allowed to show their breasts while men can’t show anything is a sign of the sad times we live in. I hear you.. My bulge has gotten me laid more than once.

I only had a giant bulge for a couple months. I probably would get laid more often if I still had it. Women definitely start talking to you when they notice a huge bulge in your pants and if your above average all around. Those are some insane gains M8ter.

Are you a big dude physically? Your size now is pretty big and should show nicely unless you’re tall/well built and it looks proportional. Women do get friendlier regardless of age I’ve found. The younger women and cougars tend to make excuses to sit with you to take a better look, especially at parties. Even though I’m married, they like to flirt. Firegoat is right.. They want to look away but they just can’t. Its addictive to see people’s reactions. I think its the novelty, you know? Men either get intimidated or stare just as much.. LOL

Thanks man.! After I gained so much size in so little time, I had to adjust and buy a whole new wardrobe of baggy jeans and slacks. I found it snaking down my pant leg because I refuse to wear tighty whiteys and it was very noticeable. I have low hanging testicles as well, so the whole package can be pushed into one side, and the bulge was scary.