How to take a piss with a small cock

My bladder sometimes gets a little shy; oddly especially at things like rock concerts! But I can shit, fart or belch loudly anywhere (within reason) and have no problem with it. I’m a bit ‘feral’ when it comes to pissing; I’d rather go outside than at urinals!

Hmmm… I’ve never done the zipper bullshit. I just straight unbluckle and unzip and pull that thing out… I guess it’s easier for me because I fall into the jean sagging generation. Drinking lots of water will help you stop the turtling though. Don’t drink more than a gallon a day… and a note would be that gatorade is better than water because when drinking so much water you piss a lot and lose a lot of nutrients that are just flushed out which gatorade would inplace, replace.

Hey gashking, any other questions? Ah, do you neet to know how to tie up your shoe-laces or have your got that one down pat? Only here to help

Hey gash

Guess you can’t speak your mind, or they banned you like you said.

Good night again gashking.

:)

I was wondering how long until he showed up.

One time I was banned from a site I was accessing from my work computer. (It was the Randi Rhodes radio show forum). She had a total prick on as a substitute DJ, and people started to discuss how he was rude to guests and didn’t let opposing opinions on the show. A moderator came in and said it was against the rules to criticize the DJ’s. I thought it was ridiculous, on a liberal forum, to squelch free speech like that, and I said so. Whap, I was banned.

After being banned I couldn’t even access the forum to see how the discussion progressed.

What surprised me is that I couldn’t get on the forum from any computer, anywhere at work. So I basically got everyone at that business banned (if anyone else was on it, which I doubt.)

So I don’t know what you guys do to identify people’s computers, but it sure worked with that forum to keep me off. I never bothered to get on from home. Not that interesting.

Most likely they screened the IP address.

This thread reminded me of a 20 yr old guy that used to work for me. He and a buddy double dated one night and went back to one of the girls houses. He had to pee so he went into the bathroom. He sat down to pee so they wouldn’t hear him. When he came out he asked his buddy if he could hear anything to which he replied “nothing at all.” The buddy went in to pee later and stood up like normal people. Pat said you could hear it real loud and he started laughing saying things like “Wow. Mike must have been holding that a long time.” Mike was embarrassed, the girls weren’t impressed, and they played alone the next weekend. Somehow, this thread brought back that memory, which frankly wasn’t worth remembering. I guess this thread is like a car wreck, you see ex-member at the beginning so you have to read it to see if anyone else was injured. Fortunately, every bodies okay.lol